El Che Weed Store Lugano

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

MaryJane_fan

MaryJane_fan Jul 15, 2026 14:38

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ChronicMike88

ChronicMike88 Jul 17, 2026 03:51

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RastaManFred

RastaManFred Jul 19, 2026 16:04

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ReeeferMan

ReeeferMan Jul 21, 2026 05:17

Trip report about Siberian Haze from El Che Weed Store Lugano

00:00
I'm working on my final hit and am surprised by how choking I am. It feels like my throat is sticking together from the amount of oils, making it hard to breathe. I'm coughing like crazy, but I keep smoking.

00:05
Things are unfolding pretty quickly, and with each passing minute, the smoke gets stronger and stronger. The NEP lasts a long time; it feels like only 10 minutes have passed, but in reality, it's been about 5. And I still feel like there's still a lot left.

00:10
The effect slowly envelops the confines of my brain. A satisfied grin stretches across my face, and I stand there admiring the views around me. The world has noticeably become brighter and more interesting, the tree branches create an interesting composition against the sky, and I'm hooked. Everything has become so quiet, and it's as if all the noise that previously haunted my head has been muted. Like noise-canceling headphones, something similar.

0:30
The effect develops very quickly and smoothly, like a floating boat of relaxation, preventing me from completely losing my mind, but I noticeably talk less to my husband. I've also begun to understand less of what he's saying. Most of his words seem to fly past me, and I'm in my own little world, inhabited only by my own broken thoughts.

0:50
An unpleasant, persistent mucus accumulates in my throat, which requires water. I take two small sips, but it still won't go away. Well, we'll see if it lets up.

My memory is instantly gone; I can't remember what happened yesterday or even what happened this morning. The world has dissolved into the days before and after smoking, although I'm sure I'll forget this moment in a couple of hours too :D. I continue walking, or rather, moving my legs from place X to place Y.

1:30
But I'm in a good mood and want to move forward despite the heaviness in my legs. The most important thing in this whole situation is that I have the right person to talk to, someone who can convey thoughts to my battered head so that I can respond. So, overall, there is at least some sociality in this effect. But as you can imagine, it's less than from the buds.

2:00
By the way, two sips didn't do anything, so I decide to drink more to wash down the extremely unpleasant taste in my mouth. I can also smell the distinct odor of this burnt substance on myself. I spray myself with perfume, hoping it will help. The stuff is strong and quite pungent everywhere. The effect doesn't even seem to wear off; it lingers so clearly, and I haven't even finished smoking.

2:20
I can already feel the familiar churning in my stomach, but this time it's even stronger, with a slight pain. We decide to change our route and go for a walk to get some food, and try a little experiment at the same time.

At the store, a bright atmosphere of blinding counters and a bustling crowd awaited me. I was faced with the question of what I wanted to buy. Oh, well, that's not an easy question. I spent a long time wandering through the aisles, choosing what I wanted to eat. After a fair amount of wandering, I finally grabbed a light snack and finally left this noisy place.

2:40
And you know what? Nothing. Even after eating, the effect only weakened a little, and that actually benefited me: I became more talkative and my inner core returned, now I'm back in this world ;). We arrived at place X, and I immediately fell in love with it. The atmosphere was strong, made even stronger by the sense of upcoming celebrations and excitement. And the techno on it.

I looked around, and the world seemed so beautiful, familiar, and interesting. The music was immersive, as if captivating and completely absorbing my intellect. Before I knew it, I started dancing along.

3:00
I loosened up, and the moonrock brought me to a true euphoria. I felt every beat, or at least I thought I did. A lightness and carefree feeling began to fill my head and body, a feeling that all my problems were behind me and that there was only us and this world now.

3:30-4:30
The effect then wore off very gradually, and with it, fatigue set in, so we started walking home. :) My legs were already aching from exhaustion, and I was ready to fall asleep right then and there. No, I'd first devour something else, as if I were starving, and then fall into a deep sleep.

Conclusion
This stuff is strong, very strong. I don't know what it depends on, but I do know one thing: the THC concentration here is sky-high, and I can say it's good. It may not look very presentable, but the effect is long-lasting and pleasant, and even with breaks for food and water, it's still pronounced. The release is smooth, just like the onset. And all this from one small hit, so it's much more economical to smoke.

If you're looking for something that will keep you high for 4+ hours from the moment you smoke it and deliver an intense high throughout, this is a must-have. ✌️😏
puffpuff420

puffpuff420 Jul 24, 2026 18:30

Trip report about Gold Hash from El Che Weed Store Lugano

00:00
The smoke was thick, with a distinctive sweet, earthy flavor.

00:05
The effect began, and I felt a lift in my body and a pleasant lightness in my head. Just what I needed at the end of a hard work week.

00:10
The effect intensifies, a warm wave spreads from my chest to my extremities.

The effect is even somewhat reminiscent of E-caffeine, which, in my opinion, is generally characteristic of good hashish.

00:20
Peak: an uncontrollable smile, a feeling of complete comfort.

00:30
Complete relaxation of the body, completely relaxed muscles.

00:45
It became very noticeable, the cognitive effects of thought flow smoothly, without jumps.

01:00
Beginning of the plateau: a stable pleasant state and here I can already say without a doubt that the weekend started off quite pleasantly.

01:30
I began to feel the first signs of decline: the warmth becomes less intense
and I wanted a snack.

02:00
A slight euphoria persists, but I can now do simple things, which is what I did by pouring some seagulls and making a couple of simple sandwiches.

03:00
Return to the base state, a pleasant relaxation remained,
and no heaviness in the head, I felt the post-effect for about a couple more hours, and then fell asleep. 🤤⚡
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EndoHead Jul 28, 2026 20:56

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