Che's Underground Market Lucerne

Automated Cannabis Shop - Che Guevara Style

Named after the greatest revolutionary, our shop operates with the same commitment to the people. Quality cannabis for fair prices, available anonymously via our Telegram bot.

The bot is always online. Select your product, confirm payment and immediately receive GPS coordinates with a photo of your pickup spot. All packs are prepared in advance and placed at locations throughout the city center - no runners, no waiting, no drama.

For the people. By the people.

Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

RastaManFred

RastaManFred Jul 15, 2026 08:32

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CannabisCritic

CannabisCritic Jul 17, 2026 21:45

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ChronicExplorer

ChronicExplorer Jul 19, 2026 10:58

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ChronicMike88

ChronicMike88 Jul 21, 2026 23:11

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Che's Underground Market Lucerne

⏱️ 00:00 — I chop up a fat piece weighing about a quarter gram in the grinder. The stuff is crushed perfectly, revealing even more pine notes. I head to the balcony, where the charged device is already waiting. I light the first hit. The smoke is thick and heavy, entering my lungs with a noticeable pressure. On the exhale, a distinct flavor of cedar and forest earth emerges, a characteristic burning sensation hits my throat, forcing me to cough hard a couple of times. Then, without pausing, I put down the second hit and polish it all off with a third, finishing hit. It burns hard, the oil is practically bubbling on the mesh. I sit and exhale.

⏱️ 00:05 — Entry. The first effects of this legendary sativa-dominant hybrid begin to unfold right on the exhale of the last hit. My heartbeat quickened slightly, a pleasant, warm tingling feeling spread throughout my body, and my palms became slightly sweaty. My perception of sounds changed—the music in the room sounded more voluminous, and the gray landscape outside the window no longer seemed so dreary.

⏱️ 00:20 — Plateau. Here it is, the peak! The strain's sativa genetics worked like the perfect antidepressant. My mental state leveled out, the fog in my head cleared, giving way to a powerful flow of thoughts and creativity. I felt like I wanted to do something, not just lie around like a vegetable. Physically, my body was relaxed, but without the harsh indica stone—no laziness, my legs carried me to the kitchen. I played some old video in the background, but I didn't watch it because I was so tempted to make myself a hearty breakfast. My mood skyrocketed. Holy shit, the morning is looking up!

⏱️ 01:00 — The plateau continues. It's very strong and steady. The high overcame the cross-tolerance from yesterday's substances effortlessly thanks to the high THC levels. The dryness hit hard, a real desert formed in my mouth, and I ran to drink water straight from the tap. I got stuck in the kitchen while frying eggs with sausage. The funniest thing is that I spent five minutes trying to flip the egg with a fork, completely serious. A slight self-irony and a smile never leave my face. My thoughts are jumbled, but it's a pleasant, Rastafarian carelessness.

⏱️ 01:45 — The decline. The effects begin to gradually transform. The sativa high slowly gives way to a pleasant, soft indica relaxation. A slight fatigue sets in, my eyes close, and a wild, insatiable swine awakens in my stomach. I devoured all the food I'd prepared in a couple of minutes; the taste of the food seemed simply fantastic. After a hearty snack, laziness finally won out, and I just wanted to curl up on the couch.

⏱️ 02:15 — Aftereffects. The effects gradually fade, leaving behind a pleasant trail of calm and total relaxation. No need to go out, headaches, or depression—Girl Scout Cookies completely revived my body after yesterday's marathon, clearing my receptors. The cerebral release was a success. I'm slightly drowsy, my body is groggy, but I feel extremely comfortable. CONCLUSION
Girl Scout Cookies from Che's Underground Market Lucerne is a high-quality strain with a pronounced sativa onset and a pleasant, relaxing finish. It's ideal for combating depression, drug withdrawal, and raising energy. The organoleptic properties are effective, even though the bud looks a bit wild due to its manicure. {in_city} service is efficient, fast, and reliable. 🔥💯
MaryJane_fan

MaryJane_fan Jul 24, 2026 12:24

Trip report about Cocaine from Che's Underground Market Lucerne

——————- 23:00 ——————-
I took about 60mg+, lay on my back, and snorted again just to be sure.
I felt a slight burning feelings in my nose, unusual compared to mephedrone. I lay there waiting...
——————- 23:10 ——————-
I feel a change in my mood, my head is clear, I have positive thoughts, euphoria, and a slight numbness in my nose. It wakes me up to talk. I call a friend.

——————- 23:30 ——————-
We discussed a lot in 20 minutes, all the topics seemed very interesting and important. My thoughts quickly switched, I wanted to talk about a lot. After the conversation, I turned on some light music, and my soul rejoiced.
——————- 23:40 ——————-
I feel the euphoria beginning to fade, but my mood is off the charts. The thought of doing it again haunts me.
I draw a similar image to the first one and inhale. I lick the remains of the snow-white powder from the card (there's a slight bitterness), lie back down, and await this wonderful state. My tongue is starting to go numb.

——————- 00:00 ——————-
The clock reads zero zero.
The euphoria has gradually returned, and I want this state to never end. A surge of energy and a positive mood. It's late, and I decide to call my friend. I got through on the third try, but she was extremely disappointed by such a late call. I told her the good news and waited for her to visit.
——————- 00:17 ——————-
The opposite sex is very interesting as a conversational partner (and not only) in such cases))
The long-awaited meeting came true!
She was delighted with such an offer and couldn't refuse!
I drew her a similar one, inhaled, and lay on my back in anticipation.

——————- 00:30——————-
Euphoria overtook me; it was obvious to the naked eye that she had blossomed like a beautiful flower. We began a conversation that was very engaging and seemed long-lasting...
That's how we spent the time until the morning.
The cocaine lasted until 4 am. 🤩👌
LoudPackLarry

LoudPackLarry Jul 26, 2026 01:37

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Dr_Greenthumb

Dr_Greenthumb Jul 28, 2026 14:50

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