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Trip report about Siberian Haze from Che's Herb Corner Luanda

The first hit hits you like air, just enough to calm you down. The second hit goes down just as easily, and after the third hit, using a joint as a finishing touch, it becomes clear—the effect has already crept up on you. The world doesn't change instantly; it seems to begin to breathe more slowly.

The noise outside gradually dissipates. The thoughts that have been racing through your head all day become quieter, as if someone turned down the volume. A strange feeling of peace settles within—not euphoria, but silence.

The music suddenly takes center stage. The bass is felt not just in your ears, but as if it's pulsing through your chest. Every detail in the track begins to grab your attention, as if you're listening to a familiar album for the first time.

Time ceases to be familiar. Five minutes feel like half an hour. You can catch yourself staring out the window for who knows how long, watching the wind rustle the leaves. It makes no sense, but somehow it feels like right now, the most interesting thing in the world.

The body becomes heavy, but pleasantly relaxed. The shoulders sag, and the urge to rush disappears. It feels as if the chair or sofa is slowly sucking you in, and you don't want to get up at all.

Conversations become infrequent. It seems like many thoughts are too big to express in words, so it's easier to simply remain silent and listen to the world around you.

Towards the end, everything gradually returns to normal. Sounds become normal again, time speeds up, and the head becomes clearer. All that remains is a calm tiredness, a glass of cold water, a sense of the evening's completion, and the desire to wrap yourself in a blanket, letting the night quietly end the day.

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Trip report about Gold Hash from Che's Herb Corner Luanda

0-00
I crush the piece into small pieces and dilute it slightly with a chopper to slow the combustion of this happiness.

I light it carefully, from the side, so as not to ignite the entire product at once, which would lead to wastage.

It produces a lot of smoke, burns with difficulty, the smoke is soft and pleasant, I'd say pleasantly cool at first, with a slight hint of pine.

0-10
I finished smoking it without any particular nuances. After the first few draws, the space noticeably changed, it became softer and more pleasant, kinder. At the same time, my vision darkened, a slight dullness set in, it dried out, and the image lost some contrast. My thoughts slowed, became softer.

Time gradually began to slow down, just like my musculoskeletal system.
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0:30
The high hit me rather imperceptibly, but over time, little by little, the drug made itself felt even more strongly.
My surroundings stabilized, a noticeable drowsiness was present, a hint of melancholy lingered, a feeling of warmth and utter absence of worries. My thoughts became smooth and measured, their flow strictly positive, my vision clouded over, and my mind filled with a positive and upbeat mood.

I decided to lie down for a bit.

1:00
Moving my body to the couch dramatically changed my body's mood. I started to get lost in funny videos, but despite the positive vibe and rather bright and sincere laughter, I felt even more sleepy. So I soon decided to change my position and move around to stay awake. I called a friend to brighten up the harsh life and lighten the mood, got a little high, and added to my mood. It's very drying and makes me want to munch, and I also want to get high, but I'm putting it off for now.

1-30
Around this time, the galactic rotation pattern gradually began to work against me and soften the effects of this substance.

On the way out, there was a slight buzz in my head, but it's an almost imperceptible nuance in the overall positive picture of what was happening.

Further, in the classic style, a pleasant dinner, then even more high, and then a pleasant evening.

Overall, I was pleased with the experience.

Results:
A pretty good working hashish sample.
Hard as a rock, with a distinct vegetal structure, and almost odorless.

Burns smoothly, produces a lot of smoke, easy and delicious to smoke.
It rakes in pretty quickly, and the flow is pleasant and balanced. 😮‍💨

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