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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

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MarleyDisciple Jul 15, 2026 00:12

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BongRipper Jul 17, 2026 13:25

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WakeNBake

WakeNBake Jul 21, 2026 15:51

Trip report about Big Devil from La Revolucion Cannabis Lisbon


As soon as I knew it, the aroma filled the entire room and I was already drooping with excitement. At first I smelled a fairly strong smell, something similar to diesel, and then I smelled light notes of malt or some spice. I broke this garnish, it disintegrates easily, everything worked out for you and I decided - it’s time to test.
19:00
I pressed it through the water, the pressure was approximately 0.4. The smoke filled the dance thoroughly, the aromas emerged even stronger and enveloped the room in a vibe of similar shack. Having lowered my heart, I realized that this very Dim would fill all my legends. The taste comes from similar sweet and hot spices. I cleared my throat noisily, the world immediately filled with more stuffed farbs, and I realized that I was unlikely to be able to top off the excess.
19:03
As soon as I realized it, after I cleared my throat, I marveled at one point for three more hours and thought about who I am and what I am crying here.
19:05
I moved to the sofa, although this was not an easy task. I began to feel more and more writhing with warmth and relaxation. Thoughts flew out of my head and flowed into other areas.
19:20
The first 15 hvilins began to crumble awkwardly, but after that they were able to get up, as you can see, you are not walking anywhere, but are smoothly moving in the open space. And you move primarily for relish, because don’t be surprised by those that years before I ate again, the closer my appetite became to a plateau. At that very hour the chocolate and ice cream were taken out of the refrigerator and the kettle was put on. At this moment, I suddenly moved the teapot back to the sofa.
19:30
Yakby is not a teapot - the feeling of relaxation and thoughts would have left me feeling restless. Having eaten, I realized that the plateau had passed and the offal effect was beginning to subside. I want the effect of a “steamy” body and a clear head without knowing anywhere.
20:00
Until that hour, I decided to paint a little and enjoy some warm tea. Just wanted to point out that the bump helps to collect images in the head, and the body automatically transfers everything to the paper. Over the course of an hour, the effect had changed quite a lot, but the warmth in the middle, the relaxation (not lethargy) of the body was lost at once, along with a very clean head.
I would like to thank the shop for such opportunity, Raja and you, while there is still treasure 💚
snowboy_real

snowboy_real Jul 24, 2026 04:04

Trip report about Gold Hash from La Revolucion Cannabis Lisbon

The process started from the very morning, immediately after all previous rituals were completed. They knocked out a few licks and started until the very end
00:00 We put a lot of strings on the flask, and we pulled on our chests
Apparently the persistent, visceral, spicy taste of hashish had been lost, and the first changes appeared instantly
Relaxation immediately set in, even as the eyes began to glaze over, and light mercifulness appeared in the endings. While I grabbed it, bro, I sat down on the cards and sat down to relax
00:10 The mood improves dramatically, and in the middle there is overwhelming satisfaction. The early anxiety disappeared, the pressures were released, and the sensation began to wash over the receiving influx of THC with warm breaths
00:25 The effects reached their climax, and the tears from frequent yawning appeared on my beaten face.
1:30 It’s not going to go down so much anymore, it’s just a matter of time to finish, but it’s definitely going to decline. I’m lying on the sofa and I feel like a lazy seal that has washed up on the shore. I have to do my worst thing, but I just start crying through the night. Just as if you were going to get “disturbed” by drinking coffee for yourself, but it didn’t help much in leveling up your stamina
1:40 - 2:05 Having become hungry, he prepared two hot pots for himself and sharpened them with satisfaction. After the snack, the active effects began to gradually decline, leaving behind the long-lasting and sticky aftereffects. 💨💪
HashBaron

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