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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
KiefCollector Jul 15, 2026 14:38
hashbrown99 Jul 17, 2026 03:51
blazed247 Jul 19, 2026 16:04
StickyIky Jul 21, 2026 05:17
The buds look beautiful, you can smell them through the bag; they smell sweet and forest-like, pressed.
I dump several buds into the grinder and grind them.
I also smoked half a cigarette.
00:00
I smoke...
The flavor is fragrant and pleasantly forest-like.
I smoke...
It hit me so hard, it gave me goosebumps.
I stood there for a couple of minutes
Lighting it up...
Smoke...
I took my third, and it hit me so pleasantly that I got goosebumps...
Sitting in the kitchen.
01:00
It got me high, I was sitting in the kitchen listening to music and wanted a cigar.
I smoked the cigar, realized I was high, but I wanted more.
I decided to binge on the computer, which I did.
I turned on some show and sat on the couch watching a TV series.
02:00
It got me a solid 9, but judging by the appearance, pretty good. the buds are good, they do their job perfectly.
3:00
For about two hours, I was pretty high. The effect was light. I relaxed, my appetite increased, my mood was lifted, it was fun watching a TV series, it wasn't too overwhelming. Overall, the effect was light, suitable for daily smoke breaks and for adding variety to your daily routine.
Let's sum it up.
Product quality: The buds are average, I'd rate them an 9 out of 10.
Packaging quality: I'd also give them an 9 out of 10.
Service quality: 10 out of 10
CONCLUSION: THE BUDS ARE GOOD, YOU CAN BUY THEM! 😮💨
GreenThumbPete Jul 24, 2026 18:30
00:00 The first effects begin 4-5 minutes after the first puff. I smoked 30 mg of hashish through a water bottle. At first, I thought I'd smoked too little, but I decided to wait and realized it was a good thing I hadn't smoked any more. It's better to smoke a little, and if you don't get high, smoke some more than you would overdo it and ruin the experience. The smoke is medium-thick, not too irritating to the throat. The first thing I noticed was a change in my perception of reality: the world changed before my eyes, the picture became more jittery, as if the fps were 30 instead of 60. My concentration also improved slightly, but at the same time, there was no strong flow of thoughts or creative ideas. I'm writing this trip report now; it helps me focus. A pleasant blanket of weed covered my body, the teal slightly spread across my body, and a pleasant feeling appeared in my eyelids and face. The effect gradually builds. After 10 minutes, I was already at the peak of the effect.
1:30 AM. 30 minutes have passed. I feel stoned, but more like a high. I can calmly go about my business. I don't get pinned to the couch like an indica. I'm also feeling hungry. It's good that I prepared some food ahead of time and then washed it down with something sweet. My concentration is still pretty good, although I already feel more relaxed and chilled. I started watching a movie and felt like I was hooked. After an hour and a half, the effects were manageable and calm, more like after-effects. They lasted for about 1:30, for a total of 3 hours, including after-effects.
Results:
The hash is good. I personally love this variety of hash. The weight is good, the smell is pleasant, and the effect is also satisfying. It feels like pure, attractive hash, without additives or chemicals. ✌️🍫
friendly_stoner Jul 26, 2026 07:43
UrbanPlug Jul 28, 2026 20:56