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Trip report about Big Devil from El Che Weed Store Lille

19:48 - I smoke a joint and want to smoke it all in one puff. the smoke is thick, the relish of intoxication, I cough! I drank some water until I came to my senses, which had raked me quite efficiently.
19:56 - I'm so smoked! The game hadn’t fully worked itself out yet, so the man and I locked tongues (figuratively, not literally) and just talked about everything. My mood immediately brightened, my back stopped hurting after a whole day at the computer, I felt the same feeling of euphoria that clearly characterizes matchmaking, and I stopped thinking about everything in my brain. Honestly, if I smoke just so I don’t worry constantly and don’t think about all this bullshit... if I’m not high, I can’t fully relax and calmly play games, get stuck in TikTok. I’m constantly telling myself that I could get busy with something brown and blah blah blah. and under the weed you can see that this part of me has no where to go and I can, as a matter of fact, prefer... sorry, I suffered and the game has already finished downloading

20:47 — the game actually turned out quite smoothly, especially in the smoky camp, but things didn’t turn out as bad for us as I thought. There is a feeling of warmth in the middle of the body, as if it were pouring from the stomach to the arms and legs, a buzz
21:04 — the brain of the little ones is tired and the body is now more relaxed: the stone-effect has begun to appear, which will surely knock me down, if the weed starts to cheer me up, and then gives me a killer relaxation
21:46 — laying around the bed for 40 minutes, not thinking about anything. I already like to compare myself with the frown at the reports and there will be no exceptions because I was actively flying! But then take yours for the day, I’ve got another bump, then... I’ll go to bed, and tomorrow I’ll write again and finish the report
I'm sorry, you're a big shot! a pleasant aroma, a welcoming atmosphere and a garish mood are guaranteed. The only downside of such buds is that there are very few of them, no matter how much buds I would want to smoke every day, otherwise, I’m afraid I’ll be even more spoiled and the other weed won’t be so popular anymore. In short, definitely like it, the strain penetrates my tolerance in a remarkable way and make me happy. I recommend! 😮‍💨

Trip report about Gold Hash from El Che Weed Store Lille

Appearance and Smell
The hash itself is a classic: soft, crumbly, and light brown. It crumbles easily between your fingers, not rock-hard like pressed hash, but rather airy and fluffy.
If you squeeze it lightly with your fingers, it becomes sticky and darkens.
The smell after opening the zip-lock is immediately pleasant:
earthy, slightly sweet, with light notes of pine and spice. After crushing a piece between my fingers, the aroma intensified, revealing a warm, resinous scent, very typical of mousse.
Preparation
I break off about 0.2–0.3 cm of hash and crumble it with my fingers.
I mix it with tobacco and stuff it into a joint.
and we begin the test.
Effect timing:
00:00
First hit. The smoke is soft, slightly thicker than from buds.
00:03
After the second piece, the effect gradually begins to hit.
A slight warmth appears in the body, and the eyes begin to feel heavy.
00:07
The effect is already clearly noticeable. The body relaxes, a slight euphoria and a pleasant laziness sets in. The dryness is starting to creep in.
00:15
I go out for a cigarette. After that, the effect is even stronger—a feeling of heaviness in the legs and calm appears.
00:25
I put on the tea. Doing simple things a little slower than usual—thoughts flow calmly, not rushing.
00:40
A friend arrives, and naturally, we continue the test.
01:00
The effect intensifies: the body becomes extremely relaxed, the mood is good. We begin to get stuck in conversation and laugh at little things.
1:30
We're feeling a bit ravenous, so we decide to go to the store for some sweets.
2:00
We feel a bit groggy on the way—we can walk, but it's a bit lazy.
We hang out in the store for about 40 minutes, choosing cookies, chocolates, and dairy products.
3:00
We return home. The effect is still lingering—soft, calm, and relaxing.
3:30
We decide to finish it off a bit more. After another piece, the relaxation intensifies again, and we can barely open our eyes.
4:00
The effect gradually fades, leaving a pleasant tiredness and a good mood.
There's no aftertaste; you just want to lie down and watch something.

Hashish Review
Key Features:
Consistency: soft, crumbly
Color: light brown
Smell: earthy, pine, spicy
Effect: relaxing, warm, slightly euphoric
Best Time: evening, relaxing, with friends
This type of hashish is prized for its smooth smoke and calming effect, perfect for relaxation.

Summary
An excellent hash for a quiet evening.
Pairs well with tea, sweets, and conversation with friends. ✌️🥴

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