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⏱ 00:00 — I smoke my first joint. The smoke looks incredibly thick, like condensed milk, a yellowish-milky color. It enters my lungs rather heavily, pressing heavily on my bellows, immediately triggering a harsh cough. Wow, I've got an evil widow. Tears welled up in my eyes as I coughed. The exhale tastes classic—earthy, with a distinct tart pine note and a somewhat spicy aftertaste. Without hesitation, I take a second hit, then a third, to make sure I nail my horse-cross. My throat is mercilessly scratched, my eyes instantly bloodshot. I feel the first hot wave of warmth running through my body, straight from the top of my head down my spine.

⏱ 00:05 - 00:15 — Entry. It hits me very smoothly, yet with a rock-solid confidence. My heartbeat quickens slightly, the engine starts pounding faster, my palms get a little sweaty—a typical reaction after a good drink, especially when you're already exhausted. I notice my perception of space in the room has changed, and sounds have become somehow three-dimensional, almost tangible. A track was playing in the background, and the bass actually started vibrating somewhere in my chest. "I got high really fast," I think to myself. I decide to go to the kitchen for some water, because the famous dry mouth has crept up on me so unnoticed and has dried out my mouth to the point of being like the Sahara Desert. I walk down the hallway and realize that the gravity in the apartment has been artificially increased. My legs felt completely weak and disobedient, each step a pleasant but heavy drag.

⏱ 00:15 - 01:20 — Plateau. I'd reached a full-blown plateau. It was devastating. And it was devastating, profoundly so. At first, for about ten minutes, I felt a slight high—a swarm of creative thoughts began swirling in my head. I wanted to text someone urgently, so I even pulled out my phone and jotted down a couple of lines of text for the neural network (I sometimes like to generate tracks in a dominant, confident style, without unnecessary shouting, when the mood strikes). But this creative impulse quickly gave way to a powerful, downright knockout indica stone. I sat down on the couch and... sank into the carpet. The patterns seemed so complex, I literally sat there for about ten minutes, staring blankly at the same spot. The physical relaxation was simply cosmic. My muscles were constantly aching from my constant physical work and marathons, but suddenly, all the pain vanished. My body felt like it was wrapped in a heavy lead blanket. The shambling started to become intense, and it was physically impossible to open my eyes wider than a slit. I tried to focus on the TV screen, but the picture was a little blurry. I was in a state of complete indifference and absolute peace. I just sat there, grinning like a fool, and genuinely enjoying how powerfully I was pinned to the couch. I periodically experienced funny moments: I went to the bedroom to get my charger, forgot why I got up halfway there, stood in the middle of the hallway for a long time, and ended up returning with a cup of tea that I don't even remember when I brewed it.

⏱ 01:20 - 02:40 — Subsidence. The effects begin to subside slowly, very gently. The thick fog in my head clears, my thoughts become clear again, but my body still feels incredibly heavy, lazy, and relaxed. I don't even want to get up. I'm so desperate for food that my stomach starts growling loudly throughout the room. I realize I'm just too lazy to cook right now; I don't have the energy to stand at the stove. I leisurely finished my tea and binged on YouTube videos. The after-effects are very mild—a slight drowsiness, total relaxation in every muscle, and an even mood. No worries or paranoia, everything went perfectly. ✌️

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00:00. Without thinking twice, I rolled one joint while the game was loading; the smoke was barely noticeable.

00:04. A feeling of joy and calm began; for some reason, I felt light and joyful, like an old man. I became less aggressive and assessed actions differently. I began to see my mistakes and think through my actions. However, the desire to relax brought me back into the game.

00:15. A game of prostration in which you have to describe your personal experience. I would call this hashish high-quality; the effect is euphoric motivation. You want to do something, communicate. Increased libido. It seems important. But in reality, you know, it's just a piece of paper.) Not forgetting that greed ruined the sucker, I make another joint while it's loading...

00:20. Stupidly and belatedly, playing some Byzantine lord, I entered a similar interface. I really love to relax after a day at work. I'm in a heightened state of interest, it's very comfortable to play. I'm drawn to reconnaissance with warriors. Everything is so interesting, the graphics are awesome.

00:50. However, I turn it off, and after all that, the effects of the hashish begin to build. This is a good drug whose effects last a long time and consist of increased motivation in life. An increase in the happiness hormone, a different attitude to pain, and so I was hooked.

01:30. Already quite upset. An interesting trip immersed in the newer graphics of the old interface brought unforgettable pleasure. This is a really cool product. I'm happy with this test. Then the post-effect kicks in, the lyrics come in, a little nauseating, I want to smoke more...

02:00. Then the effects of the attacks are completely gone, I turn off the game and start recording... 🤙

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