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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
RastaVibes Jul 15, 2026 12:48
WeedMaps_fan Jul 17, 2026 01:01
420everydayy Jul 19, 2026 14:14
Terp_Chaser Jul 21, 2026 03:27
The moment of truth, there are white rivers, nature around us and the zip-lock opens up. I immediately noticed a herbaceous-spicy aroma, with light village and earthy notes. The aroma is not intrusive, not nuclear, it caresses the nostrils. We didn’t think for a long time and made a good scythe. The taste has fresh herbs, a slight bitterness and a characteristic pine-spicy aftertaste that is permanently lost on the receptors, as the oil burns the throat.
Trip
16:00 - the first time I see it, I understand that fortune and justice love me. They put a hat on her head.
16:05 - We finished smoking the oblique and there is a slight “weaving” of the body, the sky of the cobweb gradually burns the meat and begins to envelop us in the power of the net. We sat down and began to admire nature.
16:10 - Don’t be surprised by the very strong effect on the body - the head becomes very fresh and suddenly the light becomes more psychedelic. Greater brightness, deep thoughts, music, nature... Great pleasure.
16:20 - Although the body is increasingly constrained, it is even easier to pour out words from the mouth, and the brain very calmly focuses on one topic, but is ready to look at it from different angles. So the dialogues from the side might seem amazing to someone, but in the moment you live this cool, psychedelic insight.
17:00 - The cobwebs have enveloped the body and the guts begin to emerge. There is no hurry for a muscle to collapse. The dialogues continued, it became necessary to work more creatively, so we wanted to take pictures of nature.
17:25 - the body already feels like it might collapse, but after such a cocoon it feels very good and is ready for the weather. The psychedelic nature of thoughts is still lost, but the world completely returns to normal.
17:40 - the effect sets in and eliminates the pleasant aftershock.
The evening passed calmly, just as I wanted. Without the constant pursuit of strong effects, there is no music, photos and long-lasting observations of nature. It seemed that some of the basic speeches had become a little bit squishy: lightly soft, colorful, and the moments longer.
Big Devil deprived myself of a light web of thoughts and a pleasant inner peace. The physical body is undergoing a marvelous transformation as a result. One of these trips, where the most memorable thing is not the strength of the effect, but the atmosphere in which it passed.
Sometimes they are most useful - don’t just stare and look around
And give yourself time to show off your beauty in the treasures. ✌️
GanjaGuru Jul 24, 2026 16:40
00:00
The taste is like smoking oak resin with a slight sweetness.
Interesting.
Well, after lighting a cigarette, I began to wait.
00:05 At that moment, my entire body suddenly filled with warmth and calm.
My legs were completely numb, but I didn't collapse. It felt like warm tea was pouring into my chest without scalding, and a slight feeling of euphoria and goosebumps appeared in my head.
My mood immediately skyrocketed, and I sprawled out on the couch watching a movie.
00:26 At this point, I can confidently say that the effect had reached its peak.
Up until that point, from 00:05, every 4-5 minutes, I began to feel twice as strong.
And at this point, I felt the true power of this hash.
My body was completely relaxed, but I wasn't so stoned that I was hooked.
On the contrary, I felt a sense of socializing and fun, and the colors were vibrant.
Roughly speaking, my body was completely relaxed, but I could always get up and go wherever I needed to.
My head was filled with vivid thoughts and a wonderful mood.
I would divide the effect between indica and sativa into 60 and 40, respectively.
The high continued to build, not letting up until the next time.
01:22 At this point, I felt the effect begin to wane slightly.
The effect weakened by about 35%.
Relaxation had already partially given way to "stretching," the colors were less vibrant, and the flow of thoughts was less frenetic. Some of the relaxation and warmth had also given way to fatigue.
I felt like I'd just had a light workout, but I wasn't sweaty or aching. Just a pleasant feeling of fatigue, along with relaxation and a slightly elevated mood.
01:44 At this point, I felt like everything had finally subsided.
Or rather, the after-effects had set in.
Namely, a slight feeling of fatigue, confusion, and dullness.
This lasted for about another 10-15 minutes.
Then I decided to take another piece and went to bed.
In the morning, I woke up a little lazy and with a cannabis hangover.
The product works. 🔥😮💨
xX_Kush_Xx Jul 26, 2026 05:53
toker_tom Jul 28, 2026 18:06