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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
HashBaron Jul 15, 2026 02:38
snowboy_real Jul 17, 2026 15:51
WakeNBake Jul 19, 2026 04:04
SnowWhite_plug Jul 21, 2026 17:17
00:00
We take two hits, as is usual in my circle...
The sweet aftertaste indicates that the bud has been well-cured, and then the same earthy notes unfold.
00:05
A very strong wave of stone hits me, I immediately feel like it's killing me like a doctor, all the stress gradually melts away, but it still makes me laugh a lot.
00:15
I'm already really high, I have no desire to think about anything heavy. My mood is quite cloudy. The whole high, of course, carries me away like in a dream, into a special state where problems are completely nonexistent for me in the moment. Mentally, I'm starting to drift off.
00:30
I decided to watch a movie, to experience some interesting emotions. Everything seems so real, as if I'm in the movie itself. I'm feeling a special magical effect from this indica.
01:00
It's still strong, but I need to let go according to schedule. The food, of course, was excellent.
03:00
I decided to catch up with another joint with a friend. Even before smoking, I feel a bit woozy, since I'm still a bit ill.
After breaking up the bud, I noticed the strong aroma again.
03:10
I light the joint, and the same sweetness is felt. After a few deep drags, it starts to make me cough. Everything around me slowed down, it relaxed me thoroughly, and cleared me up just as much as the first time. It completely removed all the background noise, all thoughts in my head dissipated, and we were glued to the music.
03:30
At home, it was even worse; after all, I had smoked a little. The stone hit me in intense waves, putting a good amount of pressure on my head.
04:00
My muscles relaxed just right, which is definitely what I wanted, but in this case, it was a bit over the top.
04:30
It's already knocking me out, making me very sleepy. A perfect strain for a nighttime smoke. A pleasant end to the trip. 💨
BongRipper Jul 24, 2026 06:30
10:00 PM - 10:20 PM
I light up my first joint, and it burns well. Inhaling is easy, exhaling leaves a slight scratchy feeling. The aftertaste is coffee-like, tart, a typical hashish flavor. It wasn't immediately obvious, but I figured I'd wait. Literally five minutes passed, and a wave of warmth washed over my body, starting to really loosen me up. A satisfied expression appeared on my face. I was completely blown away; I didn't expect such a powerful effect.
10:20 PM - 10:40 PM
I moved into my room and lay down on the couch. It felt so cozy and comfortable, my body felt like stone, I didn't even want to turn over. The effect plateaued, with euphoria and a feeling of happiness, a lift in my mood.
10:40 PM - 11:00 PM
I lay there, thinking the high will continue for a long time. It was a real hit. The stone effect was so intense, my eyelids were heavy. I felt so relaxed, every muscle felt so restful.
Watching videos made me burst into laughter.
11:00 PM - 11:30 PM
It seemed like the peak effect had worn off a bit, but now I feel a little better. I went out onto the balcony and lit a cigarette. It was raining and windy outside. I came back, lay down, and was energized. I felt completely relaxed and rested.
11:30 PM - 12:00 AM
I was lying there watching videos, the effect slowly wearing off. I started thinking about taking breaks and needing to get over the dry spell. I went into the kitchen and put the kettle on. I started eating some caramel bars. They were so delicious, it was pure joy.
I washed them down with water, and the dry spell was over. I made myself another coffee and lit a cigarette.
The after-effects aren't holding up for long yet. 😎
MarleyDisciple Jul 26, 2026 19:43
PurpleHazeRider Jul 28, 2026 08:56