Guerrilla Greens by Che Kosice

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

TerraceToker

TerraceToker Jul 15, 2026 13:25

bro Guerrilla Greens by Che Kosice welcome? Kosice stoners already making wishlists probably lmao 🔥
MidnightToker

MidnightToker Jul 17, 2026 02:38

welcome g? hope u got that gas cuz Kosice has high standards lol no pun intended ✌️
BlazeItHomie

BlazeItHomie Jul 19, 2026 15:51

welcome to the Kosice plug scene? hope u stick around and keep the supply consistent
DankDan

DankDan Jul 21, 2026 04:04

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Guerrilla Greens by Che Kosice

I rolled the joints with sticky fingers. It burned quickly, and the top burning nicely.

00:00 - 00:12
Inhale - exhale...
The pleasant and aromatic smoke entered my lungs without causing any discomfort. On the exhale, I could smell the noble aftertaste of a good marijuana strain.

I left the stuffy balcony and, while the weed was starting to swell, decided to take a shower.

The cool stream of water distracted me a little from what was going on in my head. And then the roller coaster began. At some point, I clearly realized I was fucking dead! There was no peace and there never would be—it was like a passion fruit pastry, it didn't exist.

00:12 - 00:30
I haven't remembered weed unwinding me like this in a long time.
I'd give it a perfect 10/10 in terms of intensity.

I physically felt a lump of energy in the back of my head. From there, it spread throughout my entire periphery in fading waves. A ton of ideas were popping into my head.

After the shower, I felt lighter. A little euphoric.

I paced the room.

I was inspired (for what reason, I don't know).

I was burning up - 9/10. Never had this plain water tasted so good.

00:30 - 01:10
From that moment on, I got used to my new state. It felt like life was steamrolling over me, and then I, a new, reborn being, was doomed to follow it. In other words, I was feeling pretty heavy.

I spent that entire hour sitting in the kitchen nook, sipping water and daydreaming. I had my phone in my hands. But I never used it.

01.10 - 01.30
My mood leveled out a bit. It was a 9/10 in strength.

Despite the strong psychoactive effect, I didn't feel the usual indica-like relaxation. It was more of a sativa craving. There was no stoned effect or desire to close my eyes. It was just very strong.

1:30 - 1:50
The cravings were still strong, but now at a level of 8/10.

The cool streams of the shower invigorated me in a new way.

After the shower, I lounged in a chair with a bowl of currants. The large, ripe berries burst juicily in my mouth, and the sweet currant juice pleasantly refreshed my parched throat.

I ate the currants in silence and stared at the wall. I was extremely tired from the trip, but the magic wasn't over yet – the high was still so strong.

1:50 - 2:30
The cravings were at a level of 8/10, but were gradually fading.

A constructive idea occurred to me – I took a bottle of beer from the fridge.
I sat in the kitchen, sipping a cool, prickly liquid. I didn't really feel like moving.
The alcohol had reached my brain and given me a little extra energy. I was slowly starting to relax. But it was the kind of craving that never completely subsides—it would still rake through your exhausted body with fading intensity.

I was left alone with the fatigue of the trip. So I sat there, a bottle of beer in hand, watching the second hand on the wall clock fussily count down the moments. These are the particles that make up our lives and the universe in which we flounder like little bugs.

These strange thoughts made me feel nauseous, so I went out onto the balcony and smoked some more weed...

I'd like to put a final mark on this story.

CONCLUSION
All my conclusions are based on my high tolerance and subjective impressions.

This product has a high THC level and a strong psychoactive effect. I'm not a chromographer, so I can't give you the exact numbers.

Choose your dosage carefully—you might be quite surprised.

I found this product to be more of a sativa. The high lasts throughout the entire trip. In small doses, it's perfectly suitable for daytime smoking, and even recommended!)
While it's mind-blowing, there's no hint of paranoia or stress—in fact, it's a cozy, relaxing state.

There's a mild euphoria, 7/10.

The high is maximum—10/10 (I've never given it that high before).

The dryness is decent—8/10.

The red and well-developed ingredients—9/10. 🍃🥴
Dr_Greenthumb

Dr_Greenthumb Jul 24, 2026 17:17

Trip report about Gold Hash from Guerrilla Greens by Che Kosice

00:20
I took some hash and decided to smoke it in the park. I sat down on a bench, pulled out a pipe, and lit the whole thing. I smoked about 0.1 g, since I have no tolerance for hash, this is my second time trying it.

00:35

I finished smoking it. I'm walking home, already feeling the effects since I have no tolerance. My heart started beating a little faster outside, and I'm starting to notice changes in my appearance. Everything has become more drawn out, and it's become easier to get lost in it without moving my eyes. The music has become more pleasant and clearer.

00:40
I brought it home and felt lighter. I'm too lazy to think. It's starting to dry out a bit since I smoked a fairly large dose for myself, and I didn't bring water with me while smoking.
1:00
I feel like I'm already really high, but the buzz is perfectly balanced. There's a kick to it, a real high, but not bad either. It's a 10/10 (buzz level: 8/10).
1:20

Peak: I feel absolutely great, lying down, watching a video, eating nachos. My head is light, the emotions are brighter. I can imagine different things in my head, I can visualize music. While watching the video, I feel like I'm standing somewhere behind people in the video, watching. I can clearly imagine myself sitting by the fireplace in a mansion in the woods, writing a text, or in a castle. The sensations are very vivid, especially if the music is right.
1:40
The effect is still strong, but I'm gradually feeling a decline. The food is obviously delicious, my tummy is filling up, I'm in a cheerful mood, and the video is great. Funny
2:00

I'm down, I can't imagine anything anymore, but everything else is still good, tasty, and funny.
3:00

I'm already lying down, closing my eyes. The effect is still lingering, but not strong. I ate my fill, laughed, and had a great time. I recommend it to anyone who enjoys this kind of thing! 🔥😮‍💨
toker_tom

toker_tom Jul 26, 2026 06:30

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xX_Kush_Xx

xX_Kush_Xx Jul 28, 2026 19:43

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