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Comments (7)
Terp_Chaser Jul 15, 2026 23:11
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WeedMaps_fan Jul 21, 2026 14:50
9:00 PM
I go out onto the balcony, roll a joint, and off we go. I light up the first one, it hits smoothly. The exhale is sharp and slightly suffocating. The aftertaste is tart and lemony. I sit down on a chair and look out the window. I immediately feel like the world has changed, as has my mood. I feel good, my problems have faded into the background.
9:10 PM
I lit a cigarette, and I was practically drooling. The effect had plateaued. I decided to go into my room before I got too high. I lay down on the bed, turned on YouTube in the background, and stared at my phone. I got pretty high, a solid 9/10.
9:30 PM
I'm lying there, enjoying it, how I've missed this feeling. For the first 30 minutes, I felt a bit groggy, but my head was clear. But after 30 minutes, it was as if I'd been hit with a sledgehammer and laid down. My body was stone-like and motionless. I was constantly floating somewhere, in my subconscious.
9:50 PM
A feeling of happiness set in, my mood was off the charts with positivity. I'm glad I was so high. Time seemed to have stopped or slowed down. I'm lying there watching a movie, raving. My whole body is so relaxed, even the muscles in my face. You know that stoned expression :Stoned Smiley:
10:10 PM
I quickly come to my senses, and the peak of the cravings is subsiding. There are no codes or background noises. Nothing bothers me, I've immediately forgotten all the bad things. I'm enjoying myself, and I'm no longer interested in anything. The cravings are cool, not stressful. I feel calm and relaxed.
10:30 PM
I feel the high starting to wear off, my head is clear. No more numbness or hang-ups. I went into the kitchen, smoked a cigarette, and was once again basking in pleasure. A very decent strain, a shame I'd never tried it before. There's something unusual about the high. I drank some water and went to watch a movie again.
11:00 PM
It lasts so long and seems to be a pretty good high. But it's more like a release, this craving. It's good that I ate before smoking. So I don't feel like eating, just drinking water. I went back into the kitchen, poured myself some water, and wanted to get that high again, like at the beginning of the trip. I filled my joint and went to lower the pressure. I was hit again, even stronger than the first time. 🤤
RastaManFred Jul 24, 2026 03:03
0-00
I crush the piece into small pieces and dilute it slightly with a chopper to slow the combustion of this happiness.
I light it carefully, from the side, so as not to ignite the entire product at once, which would lead to wastage.
It produces a lot of smoke, burns with difficulty, and is soft and pleasant. I'd say it's pleasantly cool at first, with a slight hint of pine.
0-10
I finished smoking it without any particular nuances. After the first few draws, the space noticeably changed; it became softer and more pleasant, kinder. At the same time, my vision darkened, a slight dullness set in, and the image lost some contrast. My thoughts slowed down, becoming softer.
Time gradually began to slow down, just like my musculoskeletal system.
0-30
The high hit me rather imperceptibly, and over time, little by little, the drug made itself felt even more strongly.
My surroundings stabilized, a noticeable drowsiness was present, a hint of melancholy lingered, a feeling of warmth and utter absence of worries. My thoughts became smooth and measured, their flow strictly positive, my vision clouded over, and my mind filled with a positive and cheerful mood.
I decided to lie down for a bit.
1-00
Moving my body to the couch dramatically changed my body's mood. I started to get lost in funny videos, but despite the positive vibe and rather bright and sincere laughter, I felt even more sleepy. So I soon decided to change my position and move around to stay awake. I gathered a friend to brighten up the harsh life and lighten the mood, got a little high, and added to my mood. It's very drying and makes me want to eat, and I also want to get high, but I'm putting it off for now.
1-30
Around this time, the galactic rotation pattern gradually began to work against me and soften the effects of this substance.
My head was a little buzzing at the end, but it was a barely noticeable nuance in the overall positive picture of what was happening.
Then, as usual, a pleasant dinner, then another high, and then a pleasant evening.
Overall, I was pleased with the experience. Results:
A pretty good working hashish sample.
Hard as a rock, with a distinct vegetal structure, and almost no odor.
Burns smoothly, produces a lot of smoke, and is easy and delicious to smoke.
It hits pretty quickly, with a pleasant, balanced high. 💯
ChronicMike88 Jul 26, 2026 16:16
RastaVibes Jul 28, 2026 05:29