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BlazeItHomie Jul 15, 2026 11:59
DankDan Jul 17, 2026 00:12
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hashbrown99 Jul 21, 2026 02:38
⏱ 00:00 — I smoke my first joint. The smoke looks incredibly thick, like condensed milk, a yellowish-milky color. It enters my lungs rather heavily, pressing heavily on my bellows, immediately triggering a harsh cough. Wow, I've got an evil widow. Tears welled up in my eyes as I coughed. The exhale tastes classic—earthy, with a distinct tart pine note and a somewhat spicy aftertaste. Without hesitation, I take a second hit, then a third, to make sure I nail my horse-cross. My throat is mercilessly scratched, my eyes instantly bloodshot. I feel the first hot wave of warmth running through my body, straight from the top of my head down my spine.
⏱ 00:05 - 00:15 — Entry. It hits me very smoothly, yet with a rock-solid confidence. My heartbeat quickens slightly, the engine starts pounding faster, my palms get a little sweaty—a typical reaction after a good drink, especially when you're already exhausted. I notice my perception of space in the room has changed, and sounds have become somehow three-dimensional, almost tangible. A track was playing in the background, and the bass actually started vibrating somewhere in my chest. "I got high really fast," I think to myself. I decide to go to the kitchen for some water, because the famous dry mouth has crept up on me so unnoticed and has dried out my mouth to the point of being like the Sahara Desert. I walk down the hallway and realize that the gravity in the apartment has been artificially increased. My legs felt completely weak and disobedient, each step a pleasant but heavy drag.
⏱ 00:15 - 01:20 — Plateau. I'd reached a full-blown plateau. It was devastating. And it was devastating, profoundly so. At first, for about ten minutes, I felt a slight high—a swarm of creative thoughts began swirling in my head. I wanted to text someone urgently, so I even pulled out my phone and jotted down a couple of lines of text for the neural network (I sometimes like to generate tracks in a dominant, confident style, without unnecessary shouting, when the mood strikes). But this creative impulse quickly gave way to a powerful, downright knockout indica stone. I sat down on the couch and... sank into the carpet. The patterns seemed so complex, I literally sat there for about ten minutes, staring blankly at the same spot. The physical relaxation was simply cosmic. My muscles were constantly aching from my constant physical work and marathons, but suddenly, all the pain vanished. My body felt like it was wrapped in a heavy lead blanket. The shambling started to become intense, and it was physically impossible to open my eyes wider than a slit. I tried to focus on the TV screen, but the picture was a little blurry. I was in a state of complete indifference and absolute peace. I just sat there, grinning like a fool, and genuinely enjoying how powerfully I was pinned to the couch. I periodically experienced funny moments: I went to the bedroom to get my charger, forgot why I got up halfway there, stood in the middle of the hallway for a long time, and ended up returning with a cup of tea that I don't even remember when I brewed it.
⏱ 01:20 - 02:40 — Subsidence. The effects begin to subside slowly, very gently. The thick fog in my head clears, my thoughts become clear again, but my body still feels incredibly heavy, lazy, and relaxed. I don't even want to get up. I'm so desperate for food that my stomach starts growling loudly throughout the room. I realize I'm just too lazy to cook right now; I don't have the energy to stand at the stove. I leisurely finished my tea and binged on YouTube videos. The after-effects are very mild—a slight drowsiness, total relaxation in every muscle, and an even mood. No worries or paranoia, everything went perfectly. ✌️
TerraceToker Jul 24, 2026 15:51
Having pulled out the tip from a heavy shave, it can easily be deformed with your hands, like lower plasticine. Add 0.1 grams, and then add 4 more drops. We no longer smoke cigarettes, having previously rolled joints from cannabis leaves
Once everything was prepared, we proceeded to the rituals with the consecration of organisms and accommodations
00:00 I light it, put the stick on the heat and place it in the dance. And then the joint went out, which is why we had to pull it out and smoke it again. Having repeated the manipulation, this time it was successful
Having scored, I didn’t notice that there was any smoke, but I lost the taste of spicy, fragrant hashish with pine, earthy notes
Wood leaves the throat, but still it’s better than the lower cigarette.
00:03 Bro smoked and said that he got it right away. I take another blob to reveal the effect as much as possible, but then I add a third part to it, because I feel that it’s already hit so well. Having grabbed the roses, they received a pleasant hashish aroma similar to incense, and we smoothly moved to the booth
00:08 I want to laugh, laugh and just get upset in the moment. Thoughts became lazy and stringy, calmly floating in my head, frowning in the sky. While it was still a light day in the middle, my mother Indika physically began to worry about her strong relaxation and pain
00:20 Plateau. The flavors are simmered, there is a limpness in the endings, but a good mood lingers. It hit me so hard, I don’t even want to work hard, but there is a lot of concentration and more satisfaction.
I’m lying in my room and writing a report. I like everything I do, the process evokes satisfaction, and then, through the loss of short-term memory, I forget the thoughts that were still in my head. All this hour I feel drowsiness, a strong stone effect and a deep sense of relaxation, and a smile often spreads on my face
1:45 - 2:10 Started to let them out three by three. The infusion of the product loses its grip and smoothly turns to reality, and the effects pass from the post-effect
About a year later I grabbed two blobs again. It started to sink in more than ever before, so I turned on YouTube and turned on until the end, I don’t remember. In the morning, the head was important, we are talking about the canna and the presence of a mild THC hangover 😎⚡
MidnightToker Jul 26, 2026 04:04
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