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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
powder007 Jul 15, 2026 21:21
NugLifeForever Jul 17, 2026 10:34
Hashim_H Jul 19, 2026 23:47
GreenLeafDave Jul 21, 2026 12:00
The rocket's ready, let's go outside.
Time:
00:00 00:30
When I finished the tea, I started smoking a full cigarette.
The smoke hits like a charm, I light it up, light it up, light it up, light it up. The paper burns much faster than the stuff with tobacco, so I have to light it up and light it up. The smoke hits gently, and I want to keep smoking. Halfway through the joint, I begin to understand what's changing me. My saliva drains, and there's a pleasant aftertaste in my mouth.
After finishing the joint and lighting it right away, I realize I'm already feeling really high, but at the same time, I realize it's not over yet. My thoughts seem clear, and at the same time, I don't quite understand what's happening. I'm in a great mood, my mouth feels like sugar.
00:30 02:00
After walking outside for a bit, I decided it was time to go inside. It's nice outside, of course, but the wind is piercing.
I knew I'd soon be craving yum yum. I was feeling lazy, of course, but I forced myself to go to the kitchen. As soon as I started, everything went like clockwork. Fermented baked milk, eggs, flour, baking powder. Mmm... Banana and condensed milk pie is just...
I was anticipating this taste the whole time it was cooking. I was still really excited, but I'm tired.
02:00 03:00
I lay down in bed and turned on a show about conspiracy theories, how the government is deceiving us, etc. It opened my eyes to things I hadn't noticed before. Damn country, damn politicians, what have you driven the people to? Poor old ladies can't even afford cheap sausages made of god knows what on their pensions, let alone meat.
It's time to start eating.
03:00 30:30
After finishing half the pie with milk, I realized I had no more strength. The effects wore off, leaving a slight numbness. Very soon, I was fast asleep. 😮💨
CokeCowboy Jul 24, 2026 01:13
The process started from the very morning, immediately after all previous rituals were completed. They knocked out a few licks and started until the very end
00:00 We put a lot of strings on the flask, and we pulled on our chests
Apparently the persistent, visceral, spicy taste of hashish had been lost, and the first changes appeared instantly
Relaxation immediately set in, even as the eyes began to glaze over, and light mercifulness appeared in the endings. While I grabbed it, bro, I sat down on the cards and sat down to relax
00:10 The mood improves dramatically, and in the middle there is overwhelming satisfaction. The early anxiety disappeared, the pressures were released, and the sensation began to wash over the receiving influx of THC with warm breaths
00:25 The effects reached their climax, and the tears from frequent yawning appeared on my beaten face.
1:30 It’s not going to go down so much anymore, it’s just a matter of time to finish, but it’s definitely going to decline. I’m lying on the sofa and I feel like a lazy seal that has washed up on the shore. I have to do my worst thing, but I just start crying through the night. Just as if you were going to get “disturbed” by drinking coffee for yourself, but it didn’t help much in leveling up your stamina
1:40 - 2:05 Having become hungry, he prepared two hot pots for himself and sharpened them with satisfaction. After the snack, the active effects began to gradually decline, leaving behind the long-lasting and sticky aftereffects. 💨💪
yellowbrickhigh Jul 26, 2026 14:26
JohnnyBlaze_OG Jul 28, 2026 03:39