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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

friendly_stoner

friendly_stoner Jul 15, 2026 22:46

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SmokeSession67

SmokeSession67 Jul 17, 2026 11:59

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UrbanPlug Jul 19, 2026 00:12

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StickyIky

StickyIky Jul 21, 2026 13:25

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from El Che Weed Store Khujand

9:00 PM

I go out onto the balcony, roll a joint, and off we go. I light up the first one, it hits smoothly. The exhale is sharp and slightly suffocating. The aftertaste is tart and lemony. I sit down on a chair and look out the window. I immediately feel like the world has changed, as has my mood. I feel good, my problems have faded into the background.

9:10 PM

I lit a cigarette, and I was practically drooling. The effect had plateaued. I decided to go into my room before I got too high. I lay down on the bed, turned on YouTube in the background, and stared at my phone. I got pretty high, a solid 9/10.

9:30 PM

I'm lying there, enjoying it, how I've missed this feeling. For the first 30 minutes, I felt a bit groggy, but my head was clear. But after 30 minutes, it was as if I'd been hit with a sledgehammer and laid down. My body was stone-like and motionless. I was constantly floating somewhere, in my subconscious.

9:50 PM

A feeling of happiness set in, my mood was off the charts with positivity. I'm glad I was so high. Time seemed to have stopped or slowed down. I'm lying there watching a movie, raving. My whole body is so relaxed, even the muscles in my face. You know that stoned expression :Stoned Smiley:

10:10 PM

I quickly come to my senses, and the peak of the cravings is subsiding. There are no codes or background noises. Nothing bothers me, I've immediately forgotten all the bad things. I'm enjoying myself, and I'm no longer interested in anything. The cravings are cool, not stressful. I feel calm and relaxed.

10:30 PM

I feel the high starting to wear off, my head is clear. No more numbness or hang-ups. I went into the kitchen, smoked a cigarette, and was once again basking in pleasure. A very decent strain, a shame I'd never tried it before. There's something unusual about the high. I drank some water and went to watch a movie again.

11:00 PM

It lasts so long and seems to be a pretty good high. But it's more like a release, this craving. It's good that I ate before smoking. So I don't feel like eating, just drinking water. I went back into the kitchen, poured myself some water, and wanted to get that high again, like at the beginning of the trip. I filled my joint and went to lower the pressure. I was hit again, even stronger than the first time. 🤤
ChronicMike88

ChronicMike88 Jul 24, 2026 02:38

Trip report about Gold Hash from El Che Weed Store Khujand

00:00 The first effects begin 4-5 minutes after the first puff. I smoked 30 mg of hashish through a water bottle. At first, I thought I'd smoked too little, but I decided to wait and realized it was a good thing I hadn't smoked any more. It's better to smoke a little, and if you don't get high, smoke some more than you would overdo it and ruin the experience. The smoke is medium-thick, not too irritating to the throat. The first thing I noticed was a change in my perception of reality: the world changed before my eyes, the picture became more jittery, as if the fps were 30 instead of 60. My concentration also improved slightly, but at the same time, there was no strong flow of thoughts or creative ideas. I'm writing this trip report now; it helps me focus. A pleasant blanket of weed covered my body, the teal slightly spread across my body, and a pleasant feeling appeared in my eyelids and face. The effect gradually builds. After 10 minutes, I was already at the peak of the effect.

1:30 AM. 30 minutes have passed. I feel stoned, but more like a high. I can calmly go about my business. I don't get pinned to the couch like an indica. I'm also feeling hungry. It's good that I prepared some food ahead of time and then washed it down with something sweet. My concentration is still pretty good, although I already feel more relaxed and chilled. I started watching a movie and felt like I was hooked. After an hour and a half, the effects were manageable and calm, more like after-effects. They lasted for about 1:30, for a total of 3 hours, including after-effects.

Results:
The hash is good. I personally love this variety of hash. The weight is good, the smell is pleasant, and the effect is also satisfying. It feels like pure, attractive hash, without additives or chemicals. ✌️🍫
RastaManFred

RastaManFred Jul 26, 2026 15:51

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KiefCollector Jul 28, 2026 04:04

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