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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect โ€” increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

GreenLeafDave

GreenLeafDave Jul 15, 2026 02:50

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SativaSteve

SativaSteve Jul 17, 2026 15:03

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ChronicExplorer

ChronicExplorer Jul 19, 2026 04:16

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CannabisCritic

CannabisCritic Jul 21, 2026 17:29

Trip report about Siberian Haze from Che Guevara Smoke Shop Istanbul

The buds are simply unreal in appearance, the smell is very persistent, earthy and forest-like, the bud is very trichome-rich and sticky; I cut it with scissors...
After chopping the heel, I roll the joint...
I smoke...

00:00
The taste is simply something else, it smokes extremely pleasantly, the taste is like sweetish forest pine.
It's pleasantly suffocating...
You understand as soon as you smoke it that it's going to hit you hard...
From the first minutes, it relaxes, your eyelids droop, and you feel satiated from the weed. I decide to hold off on the second one for now and have a cigarette.
After smoking the cigarette, I go into the room to do my daily tasks at the computer.

01:00
I got really high, I didn't even expect it to hit me like that. The effect is a rather long-lasting, indica-like stone.
I also want to note that before I smoked, I was making plans, but after I smoked, I changed my mind and gave up on everything.
If you're going to work or some important event, I'd advise not smoking beforehand.
Basically, it killed me completely, my eyes were red, and I was very dry...
I turned on some music and stuck at the computer...

02:00
It was already past two, and I was still high, the weed wasn't letting up.
I didn't smoke anymore, but I felt great. To my surprise, I didn't even want to smoke anymore, because it really killed me.

03:00
The effect slowly began to wear off, and I wanted something to eat.
But I went to the kitchen, opened the fridge, and forgot why I was there. So, I started cooking and decided to make some pasta.
I chopped some onion for the ground beef, salted and peppered it, and fried it in a frying pan...
Put some water on the pasta...
And went to lie down in my room.
And guess what, I fell asleep.
Thank goodness I woke up to the smell of burning ground beef; the water had boiled away.
So, I turned off the water and decided to just throw together a ground beef burger and forget about it.
I made it, ate it, and soon fell asleep watching a movie.

Let's sum it up.
Product quality: It's rare that I can give a 10 out of 10, but this brand definitely deserves a 10/10. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Dr_Greenthumb

Dr_Greenthumb Jul 24, 2026 06:42

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che Guevara Smoke Shop Istanbul

00:00
The taste is like smoking oak resin with a slight sweetness.
Interesting.
Well, after lighting a cigarette, I began to wait.
00:05 At that moment, my entire body suddenly filled with warmth and calm.
My legs were completely numb, but I didn't collapse. It felt like warm tea was pouring into my chest without scalding, and a slight feeling of euphoria and goosebumps appeared in my head.
My mood immediately skyrocketed, and I sprawled out on the couch watching a movie.
00:26 At this point, I can confidently say that the effect had reached its peak.
Up until that point, from 00:05, every 4-5 minutes, I began to feel twice as strong.
And at this point, I felt the true power of this hash.
My body was completely relaxed, but I wasn't so stoned that I was hooked.
On the contrary, I felt a sense of socializing and fun, and the colors were vibrant.

Roughly speaking, my body was completely relaxed, but I could always get up and go wherever I needed to.

My head was filled with vivid thoughts and a wonderful mood.

I would divide the effect between indica and sativa into 60 and 40, respectively.

The high continued to build, not letting up until the next time.
01:22 At this point, I felt the effect begin to wane slightly.
The effect weakened by about 35%.
Relaxation had already partially given way to "stretching," the colors were less vibrant, and the flow of thoughts was less frenetic. Some of the relaxation and warmth had also given way to fatigue.
I felt like I'd just had a light workout, but I wasn't sweaty or aching. Just a pleasant feeling of fatigue, along with relaxation and a slightly elevated mood.
01:44 At this point, I felt like everything had finally subsided.
Or rather, the after-effects had set in.
Namely, a slight feeling of fatigue, confusion, and dullness.
This lasted for about another 10-15 minutes.
Then I decided to take another piece and went to bed.
In the morning, I woke up a little lazy and with a cannabis hangover.
The product works. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
LoudPackLarry

LoudPackLarry Jul 26, 2026 19:55

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TerraceToker

TerraceToker Jul 28, 2026 08:08

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