Guerrilla Greens by Che Irakleion

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

SativaSteve

SativaSteve Jul 15, 2026 17:05

welcome Guerrilla Greens by Che Irakleion? Irakleion crew sending love. Dont make us regret hyping u up 🤙
GreenLeafDave

GreenLeafDave Jul 17, 2026 06:18

welcome to Irakleion bro? been following ur name in other groups and finally u here 💯
GravBong_expert

GravBong_expert Jul 19, 2026 19:31

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EndoHead

EndoHead Jul 21, 2026 08:44

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Guerrilla Greens by Che Irakleion

The buds look beautiful, you can smell them through the bag; they smell sweet and forest-like, pressed.

I dump several buds into the grinder and grind them.

I also smoked half a cigarette.

00:00
I smoke...
The flavor is fragrant and pleasantly forest-like.
I smoke...
It hit me so hard, it gave me goosebumps.

I stood there for a couple of minutes
Lighting it up...
Smoke...
I took my third, and it hit me so pleasantly that I got goosebumps...
Sitting in the kitchen.

01:00
It got me high, I was sitting in the kitchen listening to music and wanted a cigar.

I smoked the cigar, realized I was high, but I wanted more.

I decided to binge on the computer, which I did.

I turned on some show and sat on the couch watching a TV series.

02:00
It got me a solid 9, but judging by the appearance, pretty good. the buds are good, they do their job perfectly.

3:00
For about two hours, I was pretty high. The effect was light. I relaxed, my appetite increased, my mood was lifted, it was fun watching a TV series, it wasn't too overwhelming. Overall, the effect was light, suitable for daily smoke breaks and for adding variety to your daily routine.

Let's sum it up.
Product quality: The buds are average, I'd rate them an 9 out of 10.

Packaging quality: I'd also give them an 9 out of 10.

Service quality: 10 out of 10

CONCLUSION: THE BUDS ARE GOOD, YOU CAN BUY THEM! 😮‍💨
ReeeferMan

ReeeferMan Jul 24, 2026 21:57

Trip report about Cocaine from Guerrilla Greens by Che Irakleion

00:01
Just snorted two thick lines. My nose immediately burns, and a chemical taste trickles down my throat. After 2-3 minutes, a slight rush. My heart speeds up, as if someone turned on the turbo. The colors become more saturated. A pleasant euphoria sets in—light, but very pure. My whole body seems to come alive, my muscles fill with energy. I want to move.

00:15

Peak. Oh my god.
My brain is working at 200%. My thoughts are clear, laser-fast. Everything I think is brilliant. My confidence is off the charts. I am the king of the world, the wittiest, most attractive, most interesting person within a thousand kilometers. I want to talk, write, create, dance, fuck—all at the same time. Social anxiety has completely disappeared. Even if I were the most boring person on the planet, I'd find common ground with them and make them my best friend in five minutes.

My body feels light. I'm never cold. My core temperature has risen, my skin is sensitive. I feel every heartbeat in my temples. Sometimes my hands tremble slightly. My nose is a little stuffy, but it's nothing.

As always, I want more.

00:35

The euphoria is still lingering, but the characteristic cocaine-like undertone is already setting in—a slight paranoia and an explosion. I want more. A lot. I check my phone every 30 seconds, even though nothing is happening. My thoughts start to revolve around one topic: what if I do another line?

My talkativeness is at its peak. I'm messaging everyone, ideas pouring out one after another. It feels like I've finally understood life 100%. In half an hour, the understanding will slowly begin to fade, and I'm in ecstasy)))

01:00
Descent.

The euphoria fades, leaving behind emptiness and irritability.

I want to repeat it, to recapture that magical state. The classic cocaine cycle: just a little more and that's it.

Overall:

A short, bright, very egotistical high. Great for parties, socializing, sex, and any activity that requires charisma and energy. "Bad for deep introspection or calm—cocaine isn't about self-knowledge, it's about being the best, and everyone should see that right now."

Aftertaste is crap. Depression, emptiness, a desire to repeat. Classic.
Rating: 10/10 for the peak, 10/10 for the quality of the stuff. 🔥💪
puffpuff420

puffpuff420 Jul 26, 2026 10:10

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WeedMaps_fan

WeedMaps_fan Jul 28, 2026 23:23

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