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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
TerraceToker Jul 15, 2026 05:29
MidnightToker Jul 17, 2026 18:42
BlazeItHomie Jul 19, 2026 07:55
DankDan Jul 21, 2026 20:08
00:00
We take two hits, as is usual in my circle...
The sweet aftertaste indicates that the bud has been well-cured, and then the same earthy notes unfold.
00:05
A very strong wave of stone hits me, I immediately feel like it's killing me like a doctor, all the stress gradually melts away, but it still makes me laugh a lot.
00:15
I'm already really high, I have no desire to think about anything heavy. My mood is quite cloudy. The whole high, of course, carries me away like in a dream, into a special state where problems are completely nonexistent for me in the moment. Mentally, I'm starting to drift off.
00:30
I decided to watch a movie, to experience some interesting emotions. Everything seems so real, as if I'm in the movie itself. I'm feeling a special magical effect from this indica.
01:00
It's still strong, but I need to let go according to schedule. The food, of course, was excellent.
03:00
I decided to catch up with another joint with a friend. Even before smoking, I feel a bit woozy, since I'm still a bit ill.
After breaking up the bud, I noticed the strong aroma again.
03:10
I light the joint, and the same sweetness is felt. After a few deep drags, it starts to make me cough. Everything around me slowed down, it relaxed me thoroughly, and cleared me up just as much as the first time. It completely removed all the background noise, all thoughts in my head dissipated, and we were glued to the music.
03:30
At home, it was even worse; after all, I had smoked a little. The stone hit me in intense waves, putting a good amount of pressure on my head.
04:00
My muscles relaxed just right, which is definitely what I wanted, but in this case, it was a bit over the top.
04:30
It's already knocking me out, making me very sleepy. A perfect strain for a nighttime smoke. A pleasant end to the trip. 💨
RastaManFred Jul 24, 2026 09:21
After opening the package, I got to the treasured stone. The hashish itself is dark in color, very hard and pressed. When broken, it has a pleasant dark green color and the texture of good hash.
The aroma is distinctly pine-like, with hints of resin. It was very difficult to separate a piece for smoking, so I used a utility knife blade. When heated, the hashish becomes pliable and easier to mold into smoking pieces.
Testing:
00:00 – 00:20
I prepared everything I needed for smoking and began the test: cigarette, piece, bottle. A thin stream of smoke filled the entire bottle, and as soon as the piece burned out, I immediately inhaled this sweet nectar. The taste is pleasant, with light pine notes, but it does make you cough a bit. The first effects appear almost immediately: a lightheadedness, red eyes, and
an instant smile. You immediately feel a sense of peace and a desire to simply lose yourself in your thoughts and think nothing of anything. Your body is also relaxed, slightly cottony,
the indica dominance of this hashish is noticeable.
00:20 – 01:30
The effects peaked, and I, quite stoned, moved to the couch and simply binged on YouTube. A little later, I called a friend and invited him to test the hash with me. While all this was going on,
the effects showed no signs of subsiding, the same high, and I didn't smoke any more. After smoking, we laid down our cards, but didn't play for a long time because it was difficult to concentrate on the game,
and we kept getting distracted by all sorts of nonsense and jokes.
1:30–2:00 AM
After seeing my friend off, I started feeling hungry, growing more and more with each passing minute. I love cooking something interesting while high, so I immediately headed to the kitchen
and started preparing pasta with meat and a salad. The process went unnoticed, as if I'd forgotten about everything except the food and its preparation. After a hearty snack, I noticed the effects subsided, and a slight fatigue set in. That's how I spent the day with hashish.
Aftereffects
Absent-mindedness, fatigue, and a severe dry mouth.
Conclusion
Many thanks to Che's Herb Corner Gyumri; it was delicious. The hashish is high-quality, and I'm sure connoisseurs of this product will love it.
My rating: 9 out of 10. 🌑😏
ChronicMike88 Jul 26, 2026 22:34
MaryJane_fan Jul 28, 2026 11:47