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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
BlazeItHomie Jul 15, 2026 21:33
DankDan Jul 17, 2026 10:46
GreenLeafDave Jul 19, 2026 23:59
SativaSteve Jul 21, 2026 12:12
00:00
The bud was perfect. I unpack it. Inhale... The flavor is truly amazing, no bitterness, etc. I hold the smoke in – and suddenly my head starts spinning, slowly floating down the wall. I immediately realized how delicious this stuff is!
00:15
Life took on new colors, I immediately wanted to live! The "trunks" started, and even the indica couldn't suppress the craving, as I literally came back to life. Dancing, dancing, and getting to know the stuff in detail, namely, the cupcake. I immediately wanted to eat it. Warmth spread through my body, making me sweat. Consciousness gradually fades, and I sit down in a chair. My body feels like dough, like cotton wool. It's hard to get up, and I start thinking about life – how wonderful it is!
00:40
The music invigorates me, I'm exhausted from the attack, sitting in my chair, thinking about this and that, what and how to do in this life. I wanted to talk to someone. I figured I'd call my friend, let him be jealous—he's my bro, as always, on call. One thing led to another, 10 minutes passed, and he bragged about his bump. I can see he's happy for me ("very").
01:30
The weed is wearing off a bit, I feel better, and my appetite has returned. I drank an energy drink—it really perked me up. I was thinking about eating, but I didn't feel like getting out of bed, and TikTok just won't watch itself. So, it was just swiping and staring at videos.
02:30 +
Well, I'm pretty tired, I can feel it. I wanted to smoke some more, but I held back because I was really sleepy. I went to brush my teeth, freshened up, and went to bed. Incidentally, I slept for almost 10 hours, which is unusual for me. The morning was a bit difficult: my head was foggy, my consciousness clouded. 😮💨👌
TerraceToker Jul 24, 2026 01:25
10:00 PM - 10:20 PM
I light up my first joint, and it burns well. Inhaling is easy, exhaling leaves a slight scratchy feeling. The aftertaste is coffee-like, tart, a typical hashish flavor. It wasn't immediately obvious, but I figured I'd wait. Literally five minutes passed, and a wave of warmth washed over my body, starting to really loosen me up. A satisfied expression appeared on my face. I was completely blown away; I didn't expect such a powerful effect.
10:20 PM - 10:40 PM
I moved into my room and lay down on the couch. It felt so cozy and comfortable, my body felt like stone, I didn't even want to turn over. The effect plateaued, with euphoria and a feeling of happiness, a lift in my mood.
10:40 PM - 11:00 PM
I lay there, thinking the high will continue for a long time. It was a real hit. The stone effect was so intense, my eyelids were heavy. I felt so relaxed, every muscle felt so restful.
Watching videos made me burst into laughter.
11:00 PM - 11:30 PM
It seemed like the peak effect had worn off a bit, but now I feel a little better. I went out onto the balcony and lit a cigarette. It was raining and windy outside. I came back, lay down, and was energized. I felt completely relaxed and rested.
11:30 PM - 12:00 AM
I was lying there watching videos, the effect slowly wearing off. I started thinking about taking breaks and needing to get over the dry spell. I went into the kitchen and put the kettle on. I started eating some caramel bars. They were so delicious, it was pure joy.
I washed them down with water, and the dry spell was over. I made myself another coffee and lit a cigarette.
The after-effects aren't holding up for long yet. 😎
MidnightToker Jul 26, 2026 14:38
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