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Trip report about Big Devil from Che's Underground Market Gwangju

⏱ 00:00 — I smoke my first joint. The smoke looks incredibly thick, like condensed milk, a yellowish-milky color. It enters my lungs rather heavily, pressing heavily on my bellows, immediately triggering a harsh cough. Wow, I've got an evil widow. Tears welled up in my eyes as I coughed. The exhale tastes classic—earthy, with a distinct tart pine note and a somewhat spicy aftertaste. Without hesitation, I take a second hit, then a third, to make sure I nail my horse-cross. My throat is mercilessly scratched, my eyes instantly bloodshot. I feel the first hot wave of warmth running through my body, straight from the top of my head down my spine.

⏱ 00:05 - 00:15 — Entry. It hits me very smoothly, yet with a rock-solid confidence. My heartbeat quickens slightly, the engine starts pounding faster, my palms get a little sweaty—a typical reaction after a good drink, especially when you're already exhausted. I notice my perception of space in the room has changed, and sounds have become somehow three-dimensional, almost tangible. A track was playing in the background, and the bass actually started vibrating somewhere in my chest. "I got high really fast," I think to myself. I decide to go to the kitchen for some water, because the famous dry mouth has crept up on me so unnoticed and has dried out my mouth to the point of being like the Sahara Desert. I walk down the hallway and realize that the gravity in the apartment has been artificially increased. My legs felt completely weak and disobedient, each step a pleasant but heavy drag.

⏱ 00:15 - 01:20 — Plateau. I'd reached a full-blown plateau. It was devastating. And it was devastating, profoundly so. At first, for about ten minutes, I felt a slight high—a swarm of creative thoughts began swirling in my head. I wanted to text someone urgently, so I even pulled out my phone and jotted down a couple of lines of text for the neural network (I sometimes like to generate tracks in a dominant, confident style, without unnecessary shouting, when the mood strikes). But this creative impulse quickly gave way to a powerful, downright knockout indica stone. I sat down on the couch and... sank into the carpet. The patterns seemed so complex, I literally sat there for about ten minutes, staring blankly at the same spot. The physical relaxation was simply cosmic. My muscles were constantly aching from my constant physical work and marathons, but suddenly, all the pain vanished. My body felt like it was wrapped in a heavy lead blanket. The shambling started to become intense, and it was physically impossible to open my eyes wider than a slit. I tried to focus on the TV screen, but the picture was a little blurry. I was in a state of complete indifference and absolute peace. I just sat there, grinning like a fool, and genuinely enjoying how powerfully I was pinned to the couch. I periodically experienced funny moments: I went to the bedroom to get my charger, forgot why I got up halfway there, stood in the middle of the hallway for a long time, and ended up returning with a cup of tea that I don't even remember when I brewed it.

⏱ 01:20 - 02:40 — Subsidence. The effects begin to subside slowly, very gently. The thick fog in my head clears, my thoughts become clear again, but my body still feels incredibly heavy, lazy, and relaxed. I don't even want to get up. I'm so desperate for food that my stomach starts growling loudly throughout the room. I realize I'm just too lazy to cook right now; I don't have the energy to stand at the stove. I leisurely finished my tea and binged on YouTube videos. The after-effects are very mild—a slight drowsiness, total relaxation in every muscle, and an even mood. No worries or paranoia, everything went perfectly. ✌️

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che's Underground Market Gwangju

00:00
The product tasted excellent, smelled like incense, and felt like I'd been consuming essential oils! My lungs began to feel so tight I even started coughing! The music didn't last long, and the world began to change for the better!
00:10
With a smile on my face, I began to feel dull and confused! My eyes turned red, the pressure in my temples rose, and out of habit, I started playing my phone game!
00:40
After 40 minutes of lounging on the bed, the effects evened out and the haze dissipated, leaving a pleasant tingling sensation in my calves! I had a huge appetite!
01:00
I smoked some more, broke off a larger piece, and the taste from the large amount of smoke turned into pure distillate! My lungs instantly felt heavy! I haven't smoked good hashish in a while. The high is predominantly sativa-like. I smoked a lot at night, and only went to bed after turning off my phone! 🤙

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