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Trip report about Siberian Haze from Che Guevara Bud Bar Guayaquil

0:00 — Substance Introduction

The subject notes a light aroma—sweet berry, with hints of earth and resin. The first few inhalations are soft and do not irritate the mucous membranes. The aftertaste is printer-like, fruity and pine-like.

0:05 — First Effects

A slight pressure appears in the forehead and eyelids. Motor skills remain stable. The mood is slightly elevated, with a tendency toward talkativeness and humor. A satisfied smile periodically appears on the subject's face. Anxiety levels are reduced.

Objective observations: pulse rate is 98 beats per minute, blood pressure is within normal limits.

0:15 — Peak Cognitive Stimulation

The subject demonstrates increased associative thinking and mild hyperfocus. Attention easily switches between topics, and creativity increases.
Subjective description:

"Thoughts flow like syrup, viscous and delicious."
Noted: enhanced musical perception, especially low frequencies. Color contrasts seem warmer, and the world in general is perceived as more positive and cheerful.

0:35 — Onset of the physical phase

Brain stimulation gradually gives way to physical relaxation. A feeling of "heavy body" appears, but without drowsiness. The subject describes the state as
"like lying in thick berry jelly, which has penetrated every cell of the body and seems to have replaced the brain."

Emotional state:
calm, satisfaction, lack of anxiety.

Physiological effects:
mild tingling and warmth in the extremities, dry mouth.

1:10 — Maximum indication phase

A sustained sedative effect is achieved. The subject is prone to contemplation, meditation, and slowing down speech. Auditory and gustatory sensations are heightened.

When asked to perform a simple arithmetic problem, the subject smiles and says,
"Math is too difficult for me right now, and I'm too lazy to calculate anything..."
The subject spends most of the time absorbed in themselves, periodically chewing something with an absent expression.

2:00 — Post-peak stage

Return of cognitive clarity. The mood is consistently positive, the body feels light. Appetite is moderately increased.
The subject demonstrates social openness and a desire for soft philosophical conversations.

2:30 — End of observation

The effects have almost completely worn off. There are no signs of fatigue. Light, natural drowsiness. The mood is even. There are no unpleasant feelings.

3:00 — The subject's condition is stable. The mind is rested, with a slight drowsiness.

Conclusion:

Siberian Haze manifests itself as a balanced hybrid with a pronounced indica dominance. Ideal for evening relaxation, it doesn't cause heavy drowsiness or anxiety. It can be used individually or in a group. Moreover, group use produces a more pronounced effect. Subjective perception: "a soft berry cocoon with elements of meditative clarity." 🤩

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che Guevara Bud Bar Guayaquil

Having pulled out the tip from a heavy shave, it can easily be deformed with your hands, like lower plasticine. Add 0.1 grams, and then add 4 more drops. We no longer smoke cigarettes, having previously rolled joints from cannabis leaves
Once everything was prepared, we proceeded to the rituals with the consecration of organisms and accommodations
00:00 I light it, put the stick on the heat and place it in the dance. And then the joint went out, which is why we had to pull it out and smoke it again. Having repeated the manipulation, this time it was successful
Having scored, I didn’t notice that there was any smoke, but I lost the taste of spicy, fragrant hashish with pine, earthy notes
Wood leaves the throat, but still it’s better than the lower cigarette.
00:03 Bro smoked and said that he got it right away. I take another blob to reveal the effect as much as possible, but then I add a third part to it, because I feel that it’s already hit so well. Having grabbed the roses, they received a pleasant hashish aroma similar to incense, and we smoothly moved to the booth
00:08 I want to laugh, laugh and just get upset in the moment. Thoughts became lazy and stringy, calmly floating in my head, frowning in the sky. While it was still a light day in the middle, my mother Indika physically began to worry about her strong relaxation and pain
00:20 Plateau. The flavors are simmered, there is a limpness in the endings, but a good mood lingers. It hit me so hard, I don’t even want to work hard, but there is a lot of concentration and more satisfaction.
I’m lying in my room and writing a report. I like everything I do, the process evokes satisfaction, and then, through the loss of short-term memory, I forget the thoughts that were still in my head. All this hour I feel drowsiness, a strong stone effect and a deep sense of relaxation, and a smile often spreads on my face
1:45 - 2:10 Started to let them out three by three. The infusion of the product loses its grip and smoothly turns to reality, and the effects pass from the post-effect
About a year later I grabbed two blobs again. It started to sink in more than ever before, so I turned on YouTube and turned on until the end, I don’t remember. In the morning, the head was important, we are talking about the canna and the presence of a mild THC hangover 😎⚡

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