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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
SnowWhite_plug Jul 15, 2026 20:44
MarleyDisciple Jul 17, 2026 09:57
BongRipper Jul 19, 2026 22:10
HashBaron Jul 21, 2026 11:23
00:00-00:05 - outside the window I’m whispering: “Get high!”, so I’ll burn myself and the man in the middle. The smoke is thick, the lump hurts your throat and makes you cough. drank some water and went to the computer: no need to earn something at work for a few dollars, and then plan to gamble
00:05-00:15 — while I was working, I noticed that my mood was better, my body was relaxed, my head was full of thoughts, my contentment was in the middle and anxiety was still present, so a collective attack is likely one more joint
00:15-00:45 - turned to the computer, now the situation is already in full swing: I’m getting more and more I felt sore, all my thoughts left my head, my anxiety subsided and I was just delivered. If consumed, the concentration is high, there is no inhibition or problems with the reaction
00:45-01:30 — we decided to play another round. I feel more relaxed now, I can’t find my place and want to go to a lying position. I get excited about the game and my mind, which gradually begins to let go. the head is a little important, but because of this, like behind the window board, I cannot guarantee that this will not happen in the weather
01:30-01:45 — I lay down on the bed for a bit, realized that it had already leaked and went to pour my night joints. the appetite was not very strong and not the same, so that you wanted to eat something, so decided not to have dinner 🔥😏
WakeNBake Jul 24, 2026 00:36
00:00
The smoke was thick, with a distinctive sweet, earthy flavor.
00:05
The effect began, and I felt a lift in my body and a pleasant lightness in my head. Just what I needed at the end of a hard work week.
00:10
The effect intensifies, a warm wave spreads from my chest to my extremities.
The effect is even somewhat reminiscent of E-caffeine, which, in my opinion, is generally characteristic of good hashish.
00:20
Peak: an uncontrollable smile, a feeling of complete comfort.
00:30
Complete relaxation of the body, completely relaxed muscles.
00:45
It became very noticeable, the cognitive effects of thought flow smoothly, without jumps.
01:00
Beginning of the plateau: a stable pleasant state and here I can already say without a doubt that the weekend started off quite pleasantly.
01:30
I began to feel the first signs of decline: the warmth becomes less intense
and I wanted a snack.
02:00
A slight euphoria persists, but I can now do simple things, which is what I did by pouring some seagulls and making a couple of simple sandwiches.
03:00
Return to the base state, a pleasant relaxation remained,
and no heaviness in the head, I felt the post-effect for about a couple more hours, and then fell asleep. 🤤⚡
snowboy_real Jul 26, 2026 13:49
GanjaGuru Jul 28, 2026 02:02