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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

powder007

powder007 Jul 15, 2026 11:35

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ChronicMike88

ChronicMike88 Jul 17, 2026 00:48

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RastaManFred

RastaManFred Jul 21, 2026 02:14

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from The Guerrilla Grow Geneva

⏱️ 00:00 — I cut a juicy chunk of this purple beauty, about 0.25 grams, and toss it in the grinder. It crumbles perfectly, releasing an even more concentrated berry aroma. The kid has just gone into the kitchen to rattle the dishes, so I have the balcony to myself. I light the joint. The hit is thick and dense, even yellowish in the smoke. It hits hard, the smoke is oily. On the exhale, my throat tightens a bit, forcing me to cough loudly. Wow, this stuff has character. I immediately do the second puff and polish it all off with a third, final shot. It burns completely out of the joint.

⏱️ 00:05 — The effect of weed, begins to manifest almost immediately, without making you sit and wait. The first signs of a change in state rolled in a powerful, warm wave straight from my forehead down my body. The muscles, clogged from work, instantly relaxed. My breathing slowed and deepened. I felt my eyelids pleasantly heavy, and my eyes bloodshot.

⏱️ 00:20 — That's when it hit me completely. The peak of this strain is a pure, uncompromising high. Physically, I simply merged with the couch, turning into 100 kilograms of absolute calm. Mentally, I was in a complete high and euphoria. Thoughts no longer race at the speed of light; they flow smoothly, like thick honey. I turned on some calm YouTube travel blog in the background, but I couldn't really get into it, just lost in the beautiful images of nature. My tongue was barely moving, and my mouth was completely dry. The funniest thing was that for about ten minutes I genuinely tried to figure out why the carpet on the floor seemed so three-dimensional. A touch of self-mockery at my own helplessness was also included. I sat there, dumbfounded, grinning ear to ear.

⏱️ 01:15 — The high was tight and steady, no fluctuations. The cross-tolerance from yesterday's stuff was instantly overcome by the bud, thanks to the high THC content in this strain. There was a complete absence of anxiety or "infidelity". But then it woke up—a wild, merciless herbal pig. I was so hungry that I literally forced my cottony body to crawl to the kitchen. I found a pot of soup and a cold ham in the fridge and devoured it all right there, pouring a liter of sweet juice over it. The food tasted simply divine, like something from a Michelin-starred restaurant.

⏱️ 2:00 AM — The effects begin to wear off smoothly and gently, leaving behind a deep sense of satisfaction, a pleasant laziness, and intense drowsiness. No headaches, no numbness, or heaviness in the back of my head, which often come with bad days. I crawled to bed, wrapped myself in a blanket, and passed out until the morning without any nightmares or waking up in the middle of the night. 🔥
NugLifeForever

NugLifeForever Jul 24, 2026 15:27

Trip report about Gold Hash from The Guerrilla Grow Geneva


A little more carefully this time, so as not to overdo it, I made fewer balls and smoked through this glass contraption.

Two pipes were enough for me; I stopped in time, and later, it gently kicked up another puff, covering it...
And it turned out fine; I didn't overdo it.
Be careful with it.
So, my friend showed up, and we started smoking it, which was more delicious, since getting high alone was boring.

My friend also appreciated this product.
It's a fucking smoke.
After two pipes, the guy stopped smoking, "Enough!"

After a while, it...
It presses down, there's a slight, heavy draw afterwards, but not noticeable.

The next day, continuing this theme, I'm writing to you, guys.

So, I put the half-smoked leftovers in front of me, and since there was no tobacco, I stifled the crumbs I'd cut with a large cleaver for some reason, and sprinkled it on.
I smashed it into a familiar contraption for a couple of seconds!

Mmm...
I'm writing this report at lunchtime, barely able to pull myself together.
I can tell you, it's cool outside.
Just as cool inside!!
Saved ✌️
CokeCowboy

CokeCowboy Jul 26, 2026 04:40

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MaryJane_fan

MaryJane_fan Jul 28, 2026 17:53

yo ordered weed through The Guerrilla Grow Geneva bot and quality was identical to what was listed

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