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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
PurpleHazeRider Jul 15, 2026 11:59
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SpliffArchitect Jul 21, 2026 02:38
⏱ 00:00 — I smoke my first joint. The smoke looks incredibly thick, like condensed milk, a yellowish-milky color. It enters my lungs rather heavily, pressing heavily on my bellows, immediately triggering a harsh cough. Wow, I've got an evil widow. Tears welled up in my eyes as I coughed. The exhale tastes classic—earthy, with a distinct tart pine note and a somewhat spicy aftertaste. Without hesitation, I take a second hit, then a third, to make sure I nail my horse-cross. My throat is mercilessly scratched, my eyes instantly bloodshot. I feel the first hot wave of warmth running through my body, straight from the top of my head down my spine.
⏱ 00:05 - 00:15 — Entry. It hits me very smoothly, yet with a rock-solid confidence. My heartbeat quickens slightly, the engine starts pounding faster, my palms get a little sweaty—a typical reaction after a good drink, especially when you're already exhausted. I notice my perception of space in the room has changed, and sounds have become somehow three-dimensional, almost tangible. A track was playing in the background, and the bass actually started vibrating somewhere in my chest. "I got high really fast," I think to myself. I decide to go to the kitchen for some water, because the famous dry mouth has crept up on me so unnoticed and has dried out my mouth to the point of being like the Sahara Desert. I walk down the hallway and realize that the gravity in the apartment has been artificially increased. My legs felt completely weak and disobedient, each step a pleasant but heavy drag.
⏱ 00:15 - 01:20 — Plateau. I'd reached a full-blown plateau. It was devastating. And it was devastating, profoundly so. At first, for about ten minutes, I felt a slight high—a swarm of creative thoughts began swirling in my head. I wanted to text someone urgently, so I even pulled out my phone and jotted down a couple of lines of text for the neural network (I sometimes like to generate tracks in a dominant, confident style, without unnecessary shouting, when the mood strikes). But this creative impulse quickly gave way to a powerful, downright knockout indica stone. I sat down on the couch and... sank into the carpet. The patterns seemed so complex, I literally sat there for about ten minutes, staring blankly at the same spot. The physical relaxation was simply cosmic. My muscles were constantly aching from my constant physical work and marathons, but suddenly, all the pain vanished. My body felt like it was wrapped in a heavy lead blanket. The shambling started to become intense, and it was physically impossible to open my eyes wider than a slit. I tried to focus on the TV screen, but the picture was a little blurry. I was in a state of complete indifference and absolute peace. I just sat there, grinning like a fool, and genuinely enjoying how powerfully I was pinned to the couch. I periodically experienced funny moments: I went to the bedroom to get my charger, forgot why I got up halfway there, stood in the middle of the hallway for a long time, and ended up returning with a cup of tea that I don't even remember when I brewed it.
⏱ 01:20 - 02:40 — Subsidence. The effects begin to subside slowly, very gently. The thick fog in my head clears, my thoughts become clear again, but my body still feels incredibly heavy, lazy, and relaxed. I don't even want to get up. I'm so desperate for food that my stomach starts growling loudly throughout the room. I realize I'm just too lazy to cook right now; I don't have the energy to stand at the stove. I leisurely finished my tea and binged on YouTube videos. The after-effects are very mild—a slight drowsiness, total relaxation in every muscle, and an even mood. No worries or paranoia, everything went perfectly. ✌️
Punisher_P Jul 24, 2026 15:51
00:00
The smoke was thick, with a distinctive sweet, earthy flavor.
00:05
The effect began, and I felt a lift in my body and a pleasant lightness in my head. Just what I needed at the end of a hard work week.
00:10
The effect intensifies, a warm wave spreads from my chest to my extremities.
The effect is even somewhat reminiscent of E-caffeine, which, in my opinion, is generally characteristic of good hashish.
00:20
Peak: an uncontrollable smile, a feeling of complete comfort.
00:30
Complete relaxation of the body, completely relaxed muscles.
00:45
It became very noticeable, the cognitive effects of thought flow smoothly, without jumps.
01:00
Beginning of the plateau: a stable pleasant state and here I can already say without a doubt that the weekend started off quite pleasantly.
01:30
I began to feel the first signs of decline: the warmth becomes less intense
and I wanted a snack.
02:00
A slight euphoria persists, but I can now do simple things, which is what I did by pouring some seagulls and making a couple of simple sandwiches.
03:00
Return to the base state, a pleasant relaxation remained,
and no heaviness in the head, I felt the post-effect for about a couple more hours, and then fell asleep. 🤤⚡
HighTimesReader Jul 26, 2026 04:04
HashBaron Jul 28, 2026 17:17