Che's Revolution Herb Shop Funchal

Automated Cannabis Shop - Che Guevara Style

Named after the greatest revolutionary, our shop operates with the same commitment to the people. Quality cannabis for fair prices, available anonymously via our Telegram bot.

The bot is always online. Select your product, confirm payment and immediately receive GPS coordinates with a photo of your pickup spot. All packs are prepared in advance and placed at locations throughout the city center - no runners, no waiting, no drama.

For the people. By the people.

Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

Dr_Greenthumb

Dr_Greenthumb Jul 15, 2026 21:09

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LoudPackLarry

LoudPackLarry Jul 17, 2026 10:22

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SativaSteve

SativaSteve Jul 19, 2026 23:35

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ChronicExplorer

ChronicExplorer Jul 21, 2026 12:48

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Che's Revolution Herb Shop Funchal

00:00 – 00:30
What could be better than getting ready to smoke, especially with a toxic head? Well, I thought, nothing. After crushing a piece of bud, I filled the small joint, and got to work.
It burns well, doesn't choke at all when inhaling and exhaling, and the taste, just as good as the aroma, literally enveloped my mouth. The first effects appeared almost immediately, while I was smoking the second joint.
It hits very strongly and brightly, instantly bringing a smile and a good mood, and a pleasant warmth spreads through my body (my friend and I smoked together, and he also noticed this strange effect,
like a slight heat, maybe my blood pressure rose). It's a hybrid strain, and you can feel it immediately. Although your body feels heavy and relaxed, your thoughts and head remain fresh. In fact, you feel a desire to talk, and various ideas and new thoughts arise.
00:30 – 02:00
The effects are at their peak, and I can confidently say that I haven't tried such high-quality buds in a long time. My body melted into relaxation, and my thoughts drifted off into the distance. I also want to note that
even though the effects are strong, they're smooth and pleasant, meaning the bud allows you to completely relax and immerse yourself in an atmosphere of happiness. There's also a fairly strong dry mouth, so be sure to
keep a bottle of water or your favorite beverage with you. After a while, I wanted to go outside, take a walk, and get some fresh air. Even though my eyes were red, it didn't bother me at all, so I went for a walk.
02:00–03:00
After walking for a while, I noticed that the effects were gradually beginning to subside, releasing my body from their embrace. I also felt hungry and a little distracted. I immediately went to the store and picked up some tasty treats to enjoy with my tea. After a delicious cup of tea, I was already starting to yawn, so without thinking twice, I went to bed and fell asleep almost immediately.

Aftereffects
Mild: drowsiness, intense hunger. 💯
CannabisCritic

CannabisCritic Jul 24, 2026 01:01

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che's Revolution Herb Shop Funchal

I'll separate out two nice 0.2g pieces for myself.

I'll smoke it the old-fashioned way – on a cigarette!

I take an empty liter-long bottle of bait and burn a hole the size of my index finger into the side near the bottom with a jig.

I light the cigarette, take a few good drags, and carefully place a bud of the substance on the heat.

I put the cigarette in the bottle, and immediately a powerful smoke and a pleasant spicy aroma emerge.

I waited until the ember turned completely red and stopped smoldering.

I sharply inhale this thick brew into my lungs.

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The flavor is distinct, earthy, and almost immediately a lingering cough sets in. After clearing my throat, I repeat the process.

5 minutes later

After finishing the second cigarette, I feel like I'm getting high almost immediately.

30 minutes later

Not bad at all, despite my high tolerance, it's a real drag!

My eyes are red as tomatoes.

Waves of euphoria wash through my body, one after another, preventing my eyes from closing completely.

It's drying, but only moderately so far. I try not to drink water for the first hour.

1 hour later

I clearly feel the strong stone effect. I'm scrolling through social media, smiling ear to ear, all the negativity and problems have faded into the background.

I feel like I've completely forgotten myself for that hour. I think many people use drugs for that feeling.

My head is racing with thoughts, memories from my life are suddenly rushing in, and this hash is like a wild trigger!

2 hours later

I can feel the fatigue in my body, and the feeling of hunger is steadily creeping in on all fronts.

I've developed a nagging urge to use more, although I can't say it's completely gone yet.

My head is still pretty foggy, sometimes I'm stuck in a daze, and I have absolutely no desire to move.

But the chores are still there, so I brew some green tea and get going. 💯✌️
GreenLeafDave

GreenLeafDave Jul 26, 2026 14:14

confirm it all works bot ordered, bot processed, GPS drop received, pack picked up, quality checked, all excellent 💯🏆
BlazeItHomie

BlazeItHomie Jul 28, 2026 03:27

yo i was skeptical about ordering from a bot but Che's Revolution Herb Shop Funchal proved me wrong legit af

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