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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
pillz_real Jul 15, 2026 23:59
rosinpress_bro Jul 17, 2026 12:12
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HighTimesReader Jul 21, 2026 14:38
I couldn't take it apart; I had to break off pieces, as if they were glued together. There's a shimmer to it, which is due to the crystals at the tips of the bud's hairs. They're light-colored and shiny, so they're clearly visible. The entire bud looks like it's covered in sand. I call these buds "sugar buds." I've never seen weak ones like them; they probably don't exist. It's well-trimmed, with nothing extra, no leaves or protruding sticks, like a beautiful bush trimmed by a gardener.
But as far as sugar buds go, I'm averaging them, if it's even appropriate to compare them in beauty, but they're not meant to be kept on a shelf, so let's get to the point... I took apart all 5 grams, and not a single seed, with minimal sticks.
I weighed out 1 gram, divided it into 6 parts, and smoked one-sixth. The buds smell of something forest, wood, earth. The smoke tastes like earth, something rotten, damp wood, cannabis. It's hard to smoke; no matter how much you inhale, you'll cough if you don't exhale right away. Somehow, half of what I usually use from this bud is enough to take 4 puffs. I noticed they're somewhat economical. The effect started almost immediately; I didn't even have time to finish the cigarette before I got a decent buzz. The effect isn't meaty, but you'll be glad to lean against something. A good buzz, but not enough to fall asleep, would be perfect for watching a movie or another long, monotonous activity that requires attention. After an hour and a half, I went for another smoke, because I was there, not because it was starting to wear off. It got a little buzzy. Again, so the difference would be noticeable, and then I'm in a stable high, trying to maintain it, so I got high quickly, hit the spot, and immediately started snorting like Snoop Dogg, maybe even more often. But I noticed that I've gotten really stupid since the day before yesterday. Overall, these are good buds, I liked them, try them, see for yourself, because even if you listen to a story about delicious icecream, you still won't understand the taste without trying it yourself. 👌
Punisher_P Jul 24, 2026 03:51
00:00
The taste is like smoking oak resin with a slight sweetness.
Interesting.
Well, after lighting a cigarette, I began to wait.
00:05 At that moment, my entire body suddenly filled with warmth and calm.
My legs were completely numb, but I didn't collapse. It felt like warm tea was pouring into my chest without scalding, and a slight feeling of euphoria and goosebumps appeared in my head.
My mood immediately skyrocketed, and I sprawled out on the couch watching a movie.
00:26 At this point, I can confidently say that the effect had reached its peak.
Up until that point, from 00:05, every 4-5 minutes, I began to feel twice as strong.
And at this point, I felt the true power of this hash.
My body was completely relaxed, but I wasn't so stoned that I was hooked.
On the contrary, I felt a sense of socializing and fun, and the colors were vibrant.
Roughly speaking, my body was completely relaxed, but I could always get up and go wherever I needed to.
My head was filled with vivid thoughts and a wonderful mood.
I would divide the effect between indica and sativa into 60 and 40, respectively.
The high continued to build, not letting up until the next time.
01:22 At this point, I felt the effect begin to wane slightly.
The effect weakened by about 35%.
Relaxation had already partially given way to "stretching," the colors were less vibrant, and the flow of thoughts was less frenetic. Some of the relaxation and warmth had also given way to fatigue.
I felt like I'd just had a light workout, but I wasn't sweaty or aching. Just a pleasant feeling of fatigue, along with relaxation and a slightly elevated mood.
01:44 At this point, I felt like everything had finally subsided.
Or rather, the after-effects had set in.
Namely, a slight feeling of fatigue, confusion, and dullness.
This lasted for about another 10-15 minutes.
Then I decided to take another piece and went to bed.
In the morning, I woke up a little lazy and with a cannabis hangover.
The product works. 🔥😮💨
SpliffArchitect Jul 26, 2026 16:04
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