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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
hashbrown99 Jul 15, 2026 23:59
blazed247 Jul 17, 2026 12:12
GravBong_expert Jul 19, 2026 01:25
EndoHead Jul 21, 2026 14:38
00:00
As soon as it starts, I’m rolling up a joint, lighting it up, breathing in and out deeply several times.
Let's finish it soft, it's clear that the bud was felt by smart growers.
00:05
Already after I breathed another, I felt the first changes in information.
Moreover, I didn’t feel any fog in my head, but nevertheless,
00:30
I want to let those 30% of Indians know about themselves, otherwise it won’t bother me to stay at home)
Let's go and take a walk above.
I slowly croaked, and realized that this pine cone had added some
romantic euphoria during this walk.
01:00
Having finished thinking, I relaxed, and immediately flew to bed, wrapped in the warmth of the blanket
and having grown up)
And here the same stone effect came into force.
The trip gained more passive wraps, and instead of activity, I gave the pass to the passive
I'm tapping into the phone.
01:30
At what time, I started to note the decline in effects, I didn’t want to let go of the stone,
Every now and then I go through a few “disturbances”, with little disorientation,
reduced reaction and halogenation.
I really wanted to eat, okay, so I’ve been wondering about this for a long time) 🥴
ReeeferMan Jul 24, 2026 03:51
00:00
The product tasted excellent, smelled like incense, and felt like I'd been consuming essential oils! My lungs began to feel so tight I even started coughing! The music didn't last long, and the world began to change for the better!
00:10
With a smile on my face, I began to feel dull and confused! My eyes turned red, the pressure in my temples rose, and out of habit, I started playing my phone game!
00:40
After 40 minutes of lounging on the bed, the effects evened out and the haze dissipated, leaving a pleasant tingling sensation in my calves! I had a huge appetite!
01:00
I smoked some more, broke off a larger piece, and the taste from the large amount of smoke turned into pure distillate! My lungs instantly felt heavy! I haven't smoked good hashish in a while. The high is predominantly sativa-like. I smoked a lot at night, and only went to bed after turning off my phone! 🤙
puffpuff420 Jul 26, 2026 16:04
WeedMaps_fan Jul 28, 2026 05:17