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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
NugLifeForever Jul 15, 2026 06:18
Hashim_H Jul 17, 2026 19:31
powder007 Jul 19, 2026 08:44
yellowbrickhigh Jul 21, 2026 21:57
Water at the start,
I'm on a roll
Today I'm testing Girl Scout Cookies buds
From Che's Herb Corner Fergana
Let's say hello to the guys
And make some noise
Because their buds, without a doubt,
Deserve attention and respect
It was clear from the unpacking stage
That the grower had the skill and dexterity
To raise such a powerful plant
Which got me high in one hit...
Time to taste
The bud is very dense, well-dried, covered in trichomes, resinous, with good trim. No seeds were found. I got two nice, neat buds per gram sample.
The bud crumbles evenly in the grinder. The smoke in the joint smolders evenly. It flows smoothly as I inhale and exhale.
00:03
I feel my muscles begin to relax, releasing the slight tension of a busy day, and it's perfect time to stretch in this softness. The light exercise has recharged my batteries, and I set off for a walk, relaxed and smiling.
On the way, literally just outside the courtyard, I met a local friend of mine. She's not up to speed on my movements, but it's very interesting to chat with her when high, as you can delve deeply into the depths of our global reflections on the intricacies of Existence, and she's the person who's ready to engage in these conversations.
00:20
I note that the mood is very cheerful, emotionally positive, and benevolent and empathetic. Perhaps the high does highlight the qualities a person possesses in everyday life.
I often got lost in my own thoughts during the conversation and lost the flow of the conversation, which meant I had to periodically clarify what was going on.
I felt disoriented, especially when I wanted to throw a candy wrapper I'd strayed from my pocket into the trash. But on the way to the trash can, I was so lost in my thoughts that I missed it. Then I had to remember why I'd even come here... That's the short version.
All in all, I walked for only three hours, most of it by myself, enjoying nature, the weather, and my relaxed, easygoing, stoned state.
I made creative plans for the coming week and generated brilliant ideas, rhymed poems, and wrote them down on my phone.
By the end of the walk, I was dreaming of a cup of strong tea with the chocolates that were waiting for me at home.
The warmth of the homey evening atmosphere enveloped me. Three hours of walking were behind me, and I was still feeling the pleasant after-effects of physical and emotional relaxation, plus a very pleasant fatigue from the walk.
I fell asleep that evening with a soft smile on my face, and very quickly. In the morning, I was in a cheerful mood, my state stable and balanced.
The buds were a great pleasure. Thanks to the store.
I recommend them.
And it would be a sin not to blow on these buds, to escape into the depths of my consciousness... 😎👌
JohnnyBlaze_OG Jul 24, 2026 10:10
00:00 The first effects begin 4-5 minutes after the first puff. I smoked 30 mg of hashish through a water bottle. At first, I thought I'd smoked too little, but I decided to wait and realized it was a good thing I hadn't smoked any more. It's better to smoke a little, and if you don't get high, smoke some more than you would overdo it and ruin the experience. The smoke is medium-thick, not too irritating to the throat. The first thing I noticed was a change in my perception of reality: the world changed before my eyes, the picture became more jittery, as if the fps were 30 instead of 60. My concentration also improved slightly, but at the same time, there was no strong flow of thoughts or creative ideas. I'm writing this trip report now; it helps me focus. A pleasant blanket of weed covered my body, the teal slightly spread across my body, and a pleasant feeling appeared in my eyelids and face. The effect gradually builds. After 10 minutes, I was already at the peak of the effect.
1:30 AM. 30 minutes have passed. I feel stoned, but more like a high. I can calmly go about my business. I don't get pinned to the couch like an indica. I'm also feeling hungry. It's good that I prepared some food ahead of time and then washed it down with something sweet. My concentration is still pretty good, although I already feel more relaxed and chilled. I started watching a movie and felt like I was hooked. After an hour and a half, the effects were manageable and calm, more like after-effects. They lasted for about 1:30, for a total of 3 hours, including after-effects.
Results:
The hash is good. I personally love this variety of hash. The weight is good, the smell is pleasant, and the effect is also satisfying. It feels like pure, attractive hash, without additives or chemicals. ✌️🍫
CokeCowboy Jul 26, 2026 23:23
GanjaGuru Jul 28, 2026 12:36