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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
ChronicExplorer Jul 15, 2026 20:44
CannabisCritic Jul 17, 2026 09:57
Dr_Greenthumb Jul 19, 2026 22:10
LoudPackLarry Jul 21, 2026 11:23
00:00
The bud was perfect. I unpack it. Inhale... The flavor is truly amazing, no bitterness, etc. I hold the smoke in – and suddenly my head starts spinning, slowly floating down the wall. I immediately realized how delicious this stuff is!
00:15
Life took on new colors, I immediately wanted to live! The "trunks" started, and even the indica couldn't suppress the craving, as I literally came back to life. Dancing, dancing, and getting to know the stuff in detail, namely, the cupcake. I immediately wanted to eat it. Warmth spread through my body, making me sweat. Consciousness gradually fades, and I sit down in a chair. My body feels like dough, like cotton wool. It's hard to get up, and I start thinking about life – how wonderful it is!
00:40
The music invigorates me, I'm exhausted from the attack, sitting in my chair, thinking about this and that, what and how to do in this life. I wanted to talk to someone. I figured I'd call my friend, let him be jealous—he's my bro, as always, on call. One thing led to another, 10 minutes passed, and he bragged about his bump. I can see he's happy for me ("very").
01:30
The weed is wearing off a bit, I feel better, and my appetite has returned. I drank an energy drink—it really perked me up. I was thinking about eating, but I didn't feel like getting out of bed, and TikTok just won't watch itself. So, it was just swiping and staring at videos.
02:30 +
Well, I'm pretty tired, I can feel it. I wanted to smoke some more, but I held back because I was really sleepy. I went to brush my teeth, freshened up, and went to bed. Incidentally, I slept for almost 10 hours, which is unusual for me. The morning was a bit difficult: my head was foggy, my consciousness clouded. 😮💨👌
ChronicMike88 Jul 24, 2026 00:36
I broke one candy bar to try it out. The smell was strong, typical of nature, and the color was black like plasticine. Of course, it was hashish.
I smoked that piece. inhaled, held it for about 30 seconds, and exhaled. It went down easily, without coughing. It was like a dream, and after a minute or so, I heard a signal that I was starting to get high. My smile tightened, and my eyes narrowed a little like those of a Chinese. I felt cheerful, no longer suddenly saying "ha-ha-ha" or "hee-hee-hee." Music was playing on the computer, and I was in a fantastic mood, like I was born again.
One small piece keeps me high for about an hour, and food in the fridge started to disappear without me even noticing. And I'm still saving almost a whole gram for later. After an hour, after just one hit, it starts to wear off. The solution is this: I start to feel really dry, like I'm in a desert, and I'm really hungry, like I haven't eaten in a week... I fill up a bit and have a second hit, the same size as the first. The effect is like this: I'm grinning ear to ear again, I just want to lie on the couch and be left alone, I don't give a damn and just enjoy myself... I'm glued to the TV, all the sounds seem strange to me, I feel like I'm tumbleweed, I started watching football... I didn't finish the first half, I went to sleep a little)) I woke up and realized it was time to get ready for the next workday and that I'd stop smoking for today. That's how it is... 👌
RastaManFred Jul 26, 2026 13:49
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