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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
StickyIky Jul 15, 2026 19:19
GanjaGuru Jul 17, 2026 08:32
KiefCollector Jul 19, 2026 21:45
xX_Kush_Xx Jul 21, 2026 10:58
00:00
We take two hits, as is usual in my circle...
The sweet aftertaste indicates that the bud has been well-cured, and then the same earthy notes unfold.
00:05
A very strong wave of stone hits me, I immediately feel like it's killing me like a doctor, all the stress gradually melts away, but it still makes me laugh a lot.
00:15
I'm already really high, I have no desire to think about anything heavy. My mood is quite cloudy. The whole high, of course, carries me away like in a dream, into a special state where problems are completely nonexistent for me in the moment. Mentally, I'm starting to drift off.
00:30
I decided to watch a movie, to experience some interesting emotions. Everything seems so real, as if I'm in the movie itself. I'm feeling a special magical effect from this indica.
01:00
It's still strong, but I need to let go according to schedule. The food, of course, was excellent.
03:00
I decided to catch up with another joint with a friend. Even before smoking, I feel a bit woozy, since I'm still a bit ill.
After breaking up the bud, I noticed the strong aroma again.
03:10
I light the joint, and the same sweetness is felt. After a few deep drags, it starts to make me cough. Everything around me slowed down, it relaxed me thoroughly, and cleared me up just as much as the first time. It completely removed all the background noise, all thoughts in my head dissipated, and we were glued to the music.
03:30
At home, it was even worse; after all, I had smoked a little. The stone hit me in intense waves, putting a good amount of pressure on my head.
04:00
My muscles relaxed just right, which is definitely what I wanted, but in this case, it was a bit over the top.
04:30
It's already knocking me out, making me very sleepy. A perfect strain for a nighttime smoke. A pleasant end to the trip. 💨
toker_tom Jul 24, 2026 23:11
00:20
I took some hash and decided to smoke it in the park. I sat down on a bench, pulled out a pipe, and lit the whole thing. I smoked about 0.1 g, since I have no tolerance for hash, this is my second time trying it.
00:35
I finished smoking it. I'm walking home, already feeling the effects since I have no tolerance. My heart started beating a little faster outside, and I'm starting to notice changes in my appearance. Everything has become more drawn out, and it's become easier to get lost in it without moving my eyes. The music has become more pleasant and clearer.
00:40
I brought it home and felt lighter. I'm too lazy to think. It's starting to dry out a bit since I smoked a fairly large dose for myself, and I didn't bring water with me while smoking.
1:00
I feel like I'm already really high, but the buzz is perfectly balanced. There's a kick to it, a real high, but not bad either. It's a 10/10 (buzz level: 8/10).
1:20
Peak: I feel absolutely great, lying down, watching a video, eating nachos. My head is light, the emotions are brighter. I can imagine different things in my head, I can visualize music. While watching the video, I feel like I'm standing somewhere behind people in the video, watching. I can clearly imagine myself sitting by the fireplace in a mansion in the woods, writing a text, or in a castle. The sensations are very vivid, especially if the music is right.
1:40
The effect is still strong, but I'm gradually feeling a decline. The food is obviously delicious, my tummy is filling up, I'm in a cheerful mood, and the video is great. Funny
2:00
I'm down, I can't imagine anything anymore, but everything else is still good, tasty, and funny.
3:00
I'm already lying down, closing my eyes. The effect is still lingering, but not strong. I ate my fill, laughed, and had a great time. I recommend it to anyone who enjoys this kind of thing! 🔥😮💨
GreenThumbPete Jul 26, 2026 12:24
friendly_stoner Jul 28, 2026 01:37