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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
EndoHead Jul 15, 2026 10:58
GravBong_expert Jul 17, 2026 23:11
puffpuff420 Jul 19, 2026 12:24
ReeeferMan Jul 21, 2026 01:37
The buds look beautiful, you can smell them through the bag; they smell sweet and forest-like, pressed.
I dump several buds into the grinder and grind them.
I also smoked half a cigarette.
00:00
I smoke...
The flavor is fragrant and pleasantly forest-like.
I smoke...
It hit me so hard, it gave me goosebumps.
I stood there for a couple of minutes
Lighting it up...
Smoke...
I took my third, and it hit me so pleasantly that I got goosebumps...
Sitting in the kitchen.
01:00
It got me high, I was sitting in the kitchen listening to music and wanted a cigar.
I smoked the cigar, realized I was high, but I wanted more.
I decided to binge on the computer, which I did.
I turned on some show and sat on the couch watching a TV series.
02:00
It got me a solid 9, but judging by the appearance, pretty good. the buds are good, they do their job perfectly.
3:00
For about two hours, I was pretty high. The effect was light. I relaxed, my appetite increased, my mood was lifted, it was fun watching a TV series, it wasn't too overwhelming. Overall, the effect was light, suitable for daily smoke breaks and for adding variety to your daily routine.
Let's sum it up.
Product quality: The buds are average, I'd rate them an 9 out of 10.
Packaging quality: I'd also give them an 9 out of 10.
Service quality: 10 out of 10
CONCLUSION: THE BUDS ARE GOOD, YOU CAN BUY THEM! 😮💨
420everydayy Jul 24, 2026 14:50
00:00
Having prepared myself for water use, I sprinkled about 0.1 liters of hashish crumbs onto the tobacco in the cap and gave it a light light, then let it burn itself out. I blew it up. The initial aroma was very reminiscent of pine and earth, and it really did remind me of the flavor of indica, even though it's a hybrid. I think the indica is dominant.
The effects hit almost immediately, a smile from ear to ear, a heightened mood, and a light, dizzying high in my head.
00:30
I didn't think long, well, almost long... I pulled out a bottle and a cigarette and decided to combine them and take a second hit while using a cigarette. Holy shit, I thought to myself, and it made me smile.
On the cigarette, it burns beautifully; I'm honestly hooked on this beauty.
Inhale-exhale-cough.
I was practically sweating, my first thought was "oh my gosh!" The sativa part was shaking me up, and the high and buzz were both fantastic. The stuff is definitely made from high-quality ingredients.
01:00
I came with my comrade, and he immediately said I was completely wasted. I didn't even try to deny it, I gave my comrade a slap, and he suggested we play PS5 while we had time.
At this point, I feel a pleasant, relaxing warmth and a strong high. I'd rate this state a 9/10. I also wanted to add that the water smoking method increases the consumption of hash by a decent amount.
1:30
I asked my comrades for a second hit, but what the hell? I'm not standing aside and take a third hit. After that, I just wanted to lean my head back in the chair and close my eyes. It was hard to even keep my eyelids open. I was a 10/10 high. My comrades, pleased, said there was still time to go play ice skating. I was stunned and went to bed while I still had time, because after three hits, I was completely wasted. I woke up two hours later with a terrible dry mouth and felt like I was still going strong. I was incredibly hungry, and I needed something sweet. I went to chill out. Gentlemen, thank you for your attention and to the shop for trying some excellent hashish. 🥴🤤
Terp_Chaser Jul 26, 2026 03:03
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