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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
TerraceToker Jul 15, 2026 20:32
MidnightToker Jul 17, 2026 09:45
BlazeItHomie Jul 19, 2026 22:58
DankDan Jul 21, 2026 11:11
19:48 - I smoke a joint and want to smoke it all in one puff. the smoke is thick, the relish of intoxication, I cough! I drank some water until I came to my senses, which had raked me quite efficiently.
19:56 - I'm so smoked! The game hadn’t fully worked itself out yet, so the man and I locked tongues (figuratively, not literally) and just talked about everything. My mood immediately brightened, my back stopped hurting after a whole day at the computer, I felt the same feeling of euphoria that clearly characterizes matchmaking, and I stopped thinking about everything in my brain. Honestly, if I smoke just so I don’t worry constantly and don’t think about all this bullshit... if I’m not high, I can’t fully relax and calmly play games, get stuck in TikTok. I’m constantly telling myself that I could get busy with something brown and blah blah blah. and under the weed you can see that this part of me has no where to go and I can, as a matter of fact, prefer... sorry, I suffered and the game has already finished downloading
20:47 — the game actually turned out quite smoothly, especially in the smoky camp, but things didn’t turn out as bad for us as I thought. There is a feeling of warmth in the middle of the body, as if it were pouring from the stomach to the arms and legs, a buzz
21:04 — the brain of the little ones is tired and the body is now more relaxed: the stone-effect has begun to appear, which will surely knock me down, if the weed starts to cheer me up, and then gives me a killer relaxation
21:46 — laying around the bed for 40 minutes, not thinking about anything. I already like to compare myself with the frown at the reports and there will be no exceptions because I was actively flying! But then take yours for the day, I’ve got another bump, then... I’ll go to bed, and tomorrow I’ll write again and finish the report
I'm sorry, you're a big shot! a pleasant aroma, a welcoming atmosphere and a garish mood are guaranteed. The only downside of such buds is that there are very few of them, no matter how much buds I would want to smoke every day, otherwise, I’m afraid I’ll be even more spoiled and the other weed won’t be so popular anymore. In short, definitely like it, the strain penetrates my tolerance in a remarkable way and make me happy. I recommend! 😮💨
hashbrown99 Jul 24, 2026 00:24
——————- 23:00 ——————-
I took about 60mg+, lay on my back, and snorted again just to be sure.
I felt a slight burning feelings in my nose, unusual compared to mephedrone. I lay there waiting...
——————- 23:10 ——————-
I feel a change in my mood, my head is clear, I have positive thoughts, euphoria, and a slight numbness in my nose. It wakes me up to talk. I call a friend.
——————- 23:30 ——————-
We discussed a lot in 20 minutes, all the topics seemed very interesting and important. My thoughts quickly switched, I wanted to talk about a lot. After the conversation, I turned on some light music, and my soul rejoiced.
——————- 23:40 ——————-
I feel the euphoria beginning to fade, but my mood is off the charts. The thought of doing it again haunts me.
I draw a similar image to the first one and inhale. I lick the remains of the snow-white powder from the card (there's a slight bitterness), lie back down, and await this wonderful state. My tongue is starting to go numb.
——————- 00:00 ——————-
The clock reads zero zero.
The euphoria has gradually returned, and I want this state to never end. A surge of energy and a positive mood. It's late, and I decide to call my friend. I got through on the third try, but she was extremely disappointed by such a late call. I told her the good news and waited for her to visit.
——————- 00:17 ——————-
The opposite sex is very interesting as a conversational partner (and not only) in such cases))
The long-awaited meeting came true!
She was delighted with such an offer and couldn't refuse!
I drew her a similar one, inhaled, and lay on my back in anticipation.
——————- 00:30——————-
Euphoria overtook me; it was obvious to the naked eye that she had blossomed like a beautiful flower. We began a conversation that was very engaging and seemed long-lasting...
That's how we spent the time until the morning.
The cocaine lasted until 4 am. 🤩👌
blazed247 Jul 26, 2026 13:37
Dr_Greenthumb Jul 28, 2026 02:50