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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
SativaSteve Jul 15, 2026 11:59
GreenLeafDave Jul 17, 2026 00:12
puffpuff420 Jul 19, 2026 13:25
ReeeferMan Jul 21, 2026 02:38
00:00 – 00:30
What could be better than getting ready to smoke, especially with a toxic head? Well, I thought, nothing. After crushing a piece of bud, I filled the small joint, and got to work.
It burns well, doesn't choke at all when inhaling and exhaling, and the taste, just as good as the aroma, literally enveloped my mouth. The first effects appeared almost immediately, while I was smoking the second joint.
It hits very strongly and brightly, instantly bringing a smile and a good mood, and a pleasant warmth spreads through my body (my friend and I smoked together, and he also noticed this strange effect,
like a slight heat, maybe my blood pressure rose). It's a hybrid strain, and you can feel it immediately. Although your body feels heavy and relaxed, your thoughts and head remain fresh. In fact, you feel a desire to talk, and various ideas and new thoughts arise.
00:30 – 02:00
The effects are at their peak, and I can confidently say that I haven't tried such high-quality buds in a long time. My body melted into relaxation, and my thoughts drifted off into the distance. I also want to note that
even though the effects are strong, they're smooth and pleasant, meaning the bud allows you to completely relax and immerse yourself in an atmosphere of happiness. There's also a fairly strong dry mouth, so be sure to
keep a bottle of water or your favorite beverage with you. After a while, I wanted to go outside, take a walk, and get some fresh air. Even though my eyes were red, it didn't bother me at all, so I went for a walk.
02:00–03:00
After walking for a while, I noticed that the effects were gradually beginning to subside, releasing my body from their embrace. I also felt hungry and a little distracted. I immediately went to the store and picked up some tasty treats to enjoy with my tea. After a delicious cup of tea, I was already starting to yawn, so without thinking twice, I went to bed and fell asleep almost immediately.
Aftereffects
Mild: drowsiness, intense hunger. 💯
EndoHead Jul 24, 2026 15:51
When I got home, I unwrapped the duct tape and two ziplock bags, and the aroma of hashish was coming through.
The weight was exactly as stated.
So, to be fair, I took two medium-sized hits. They light well on a cigarette, the hashish doesn't melt or soak into the cigarette. It burns well and quickly. It's easy to smoke without coughing.
I got a middling high, felt cheerful, and wanted to chat and laugh. I was glued to the TV, drinking a beer. About 30 minutes later, I decided to have another smoke, took three medium ones, and the effect became more noticeable. It didn't crush me into the couch, but rather made me want to do something. I tidied up the kitchen a bit, then took three more, these were big ones, took a smoke, and went to bed ready to sleep until morning. After that, I didn't even notice I was asleep.
The next day, after working my shift, I drank a little strong, ate, and took three big ones. I was pretty high, but I felt like doing something again, so I sat down at the computer and started playing music. After sitting there for an hour, I went for another drink and took three more big ones, which made me feel even better. I sat down and continued playing music... I was glued to the program all evening. Finally, pleased with myself for keeping busy all evening without any hiccups, I took three more and lay down... Fell asleep again. I still have some smokes today, but it's time to write a trip...
Overall, I'm happy with everything. I give it a solid A+ for everything... I'll give the hashish a B+, because I prefer stronger stuff. It's okay to smoke if you have a high tolerance, but you need to do something else at the same time, because you can get things done without any problems while on it.
It's fine for those with a high tolerance, but not for those who smoke occasionally and not everywhere, as it can leave them feeling broken for a long time. 💯🥴
GravBong_expert Jul 26, 2026 04:04
RastaVibes Jul 28, 2026 17:17