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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
hashbrown99 Jul 15, 2026 17:29
blazed247 Jul 17, 2026 06:42
GravBong_expert Jul 19, 2026 19:55
EndoHead Jul 21, 2026 08:08
00:00
We take two hits, as is usual in my circle...
The sweet aftertaste indicates that the bud has been well-cured, and then the same earthy notes unfold.
00:05
A very strong wave of stone hits me, I immediately feel like it's killing me like a doctor, all the stress gradually melts away, but it still makes me laugh a lot.
00:15
I'm already really high, I have no desire to think about anything heavy. My mood is quite cloudy. The whole high, of course, carries me away like in a dream, into a special state where problems are completely nonexistent for me in the moment. Mentally, I'm starting to drift off.
00:30
I decided to watch a movie, to experience some interesting emotions. Everything seems so real, as if I'm in the movie itself. I'm feeling a special magical effect from this indica.
01:00
It's still strong, but I need to let go according to schedule. The food, of course, was excellent.
03:00
I decided to catch up with another joint with a friend. Even before smoking, I feel a bit woozy, since I'm still a bit ill.
After breaking up the bud, I noticed the strong aroma again.
03:10
I light the joint, and the same sweetness is felt. After a few deep drags, it starts to make me cough. Everything around me slowed down, it relaxed me thoroughly, and cleared me up just as much as the first time. It completely removed all the background noise, all thoughts in my head dissipated, and we were glued to the music.
03:30
At home, it was even worse; after all, I had smoked a little. The stone hit me in intense waves, putting a good amount of pressure on my head.
04:00
My muscles relaxed just right, which is definitely what I wanted, but in this case, it was a bit over the top.
04:30
It's already knocking me out, making me very sleepy. A perfect strain for a nighttime smoke. A pleasant end to the trip. 💨
ReeeferMan Jul 24, 2026 21:21
00:00–00:01
Taking approximately 50-60 mg of cocaine intranasally (through the nose). A bitter, chemical taste in the throat, typical of cocaine. A slight burning feeling in the nasopharynx.
00:02–00:05
Initial sensations: mild euphoria, a surge of energy, increased heart rate. A feeling of "clarity" in thinking, heightened perception. The nose and tongue begin to numb from licking the map earlier, which had residue from drawing the tracks.
00:05–00:15
Suddenly everything around seems interesting, all topics of conversation seem brilliant. The internal dialogue, usually in the background, becomes loud, clear, and incredibly fast. Thoughts race, but each one seems profound and important. The light becomes slightly brighter, more contrasting. The sounds of music are detailed; I can hear every single instrument.
A strong surge of confidence, talkativeness, and a desire for social interaction. A feeling of attractiveness and competence. Fatigue disappears, and appetite diminishes.
00:15–00:45
Increased energy persists, concentration is maintained, and talkativeness increases. I called a friend and just started telling him various topics nonstop. The conversation turned out to be very interesting, and we agreed to meet tomorrow and finish off the rest of the Cocaine together.
00:45–01:15
Beginning of the decline. The euphoria fades, as if a bright light bulb was being smoothly but inexorably turned on. A desire to repeat the experience to recapture the peak sensation.
Bottom Line:
I don't have a lot of experience with Cox; if I'm not mistaken, I've tried it four times. But what surprised me was the euphoria I'd never experienced before, and then I suddenly burst into conversation. The product is quite good and provides the desired cooling effect. It was memorable and stands out from my other experiences, and I'd also like to point out the price, which is well justified by the product's quality. Overall, after another positive experience, I want to thank El Comandante Cannabis Craiova for providing me with this top stuff. I'll definitely use it again and recommend it to everyone. 🤩🥴
puffpuff420 Jul 26, 2026 10:34
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