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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
MarleyDisciple Jul 15, 2026 14:38
BongRipper Jul 17, 2026 03:51
SnowWhite_plug Jul 19, 2026 16:04
WakeNBake Jul 21, 2026 05:17
I couldn't take it apart; I had to break off pieces, as if they were glued together. There's a shimmer to it, which is due to the crystals at the tips of the bud's hairs. They're light-colored and shiny, so they're clearly visible. The entire bud looks like it's covered in sand. I call these buds "sugar buds." I've never seen weak ones like them; they probably don't exist. It's well-trimmed, with nothing extra, no leaves or protruding sticks, like a beautiful bush trimmed by a gardener.
But as far as sugar buds go, I'm averaging them, if it's even appropriate to compare them in beauty, but they're not meant to be kept on a shelf, so let's get to the point... I took apart all 5 grams, and not a single seed, with minimal sticks.
I weighed out 1 gram, divided it into 6 parts, and smoked one-sixth. The buds smell of something forest, wood, earth. The smoke tastes like earth, something rotten, damp wood, cannabis. It's hard to smoke; no matter how much you inhale, you'll cough if you don't exhale right away. Somehow, half of what I usually use from this bud is enough to take 4 puffs. I noticed they're somewhat economical. The effect started almost immediately; I didn't even have time to finish the cigarette before I got a decent buzz. The effect isn't meaty, but you'll be glad to lean against something. A good buzz, but not enough to fall asleep, would be perfect for watching a movie or another long, monotonous activity that requires attention. After an hour and a half, I went for another smoke, because I was there, not because it was starting to wear off. It got a little buzzy. Again, so the difference would be noticeable, and then I'm in a stable high, trying to maintain it, so I got high quickly, hit the spot, and immediately started snorting like Snoop Dogg, maybe even more often. But I noticed that I've gotten really stupid since the day before yesterday. Overall, these are good buds, I liked them, try them, see for yourself, because even if you listen to a story about delicious icecream, you still won't understand the taste without trying it yourself. 👌
snowboy_real Jul 24, 2026 18:30
After opening the package, I got to the treasured stone. The hashish itself is dark in color, very hard and pressed. When broken, it has a pleasant dark green color and the texture of good hash.
The aroma is distinctly pine-like, with hints of resin. It was very difficult to separate a piece for smoking, so I used a utility knife blade. When heated, the hashish becomes pliable and easier to mold into smoking pieces.
Testing:
00:00 – 00:20
I prepared everything I needed for smoking and began the test: cigarette, piece, bottle. A thin stream of smoke filled the entire bottle, and as soon as the piece burned out, I immediately inhaled this sweet nectar. The taste is pleasant, with light pine notes, but it does make you cough a bit. The first effects appear almost immediately: a lightheadedness, red eyes, and
an instant smile. You immediately feel a sense of peace and a desire to simply lose yourself in your thoughts and think nothing of anything. Your body is also relaxed, slightly cottony,
the indica dominance of this hashish is noticeable.
00:20 – 01:30
The effects peaked, and I, quite stoned, moved to the couch and simply binged on YouTube. A little later, I called a friend and invited him to test the hash with me. While all this was going on,
the effects showed no signs of subsiding, the same high, and I didn't smoke any more. After smoking, we laid down our cards, but didn't play for a long time because it was difficult to concentrate on the game,
and we kept getting distracted by all sorts of nonsense and jokes.
1:30–2:00 AM
After seeing my friend off, I started feeling hungry, growing more and more with each passing minute. I love cooking something interesting while high, so I immediately headed to the kitchen
and started preparing pasta with meat and a salad. The process went unnoticed, as if I'd forgotten about everything except the food and its preparation. After a hearty snack, I noticed the effects subsided, and a slight fatigue set in. That's how I spent the day with hashish.
Aftereffects
Absent-mindedness, fatigue, and a severe dry mouth.
Conclusion
Many thanks to Viva Che Weed Shop Cotabato; it was delicious. The hashish is high-quality, and I'm sure connoisseurs of this product will love it.
My rating: 9 out of 10. 🌑😏
HashBaron Jul 26, 2026 07:43
pillz_real Jul 28, 2026 20:56