Comandante Cannabis Co. Coimbra

Automated Cannabis Shop - Che Guevara Style

Named after the greatest revolutionary, our shop operates with the same commitment to the people. Quality cannabis for fair prices, available anonymously via our Telegram bot.

The bot is always online. Select your product, confirm payment and immediately receive GPS coordinates with a photo of your pickup spot. All packs are prepared in advance and placed at locations throughout the city center - no runners, no waiting, no drama.

For the people. By the people.

Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

puffpuff420

puffpuff420 Jul 15, 2026 05:17

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ReeeferMan

ReeeferMan Jul 17, 2026 18:30

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EndoHead

EndoHead Jul 19, 2026 07:43

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GravBong_expert

GravBong_expert Jul 21, 2026 20:56

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Comandante Cannabis Co. Coimbra

I rolled the joints with sticky fingers. It burned quickly, and the top burning nicely.

00:00 - 00:12
Inhale - exhale...
The pleasant and aromatic smoke entered my lungs without causing any discomfort. On the exhale, I could smell the noble aftertaste of a good marijuana strain.

I left the stuffy balcony and, while the weed was starting to swell, decided to take a shower.

The cool stream of water distracted me a little from what was going on in my head. And then the roller coaster began. At some point, I clearly realized I was fucking dead! There was no peace and there never would be—it was like a passion fruit pastry, it didn't exist.

00:12 - 00:30
I haven't remembered weed unwinding me like this in a long time.
I'd give it a perfect 10/10 in terms of intensity.

I physically felt a lump of energy in the back of my head. From there, it spread throughout my entire periphery in fading waves. A ton of ideas were popping into my head.

After the shower, I felt lighter. A little euphoric.

I paced the room.

I was inspired (for what reason, I don't know).

I was burning up - 9/10. Never had this plain water tasted so good.

00:30 - 01:10
From that moment on, I got used to my new state. It felt like life was steamrolling over me, and then I, a new, reborn being, was doomed to follow it. In other words, I was feeling pretty heavy.

I spent that entire hour sitting in the kitchen nook, sipping water and daydreaming. I had my phone in my hands. But I never used it.

01.10 - 01.30
My mood leveled out a bit. It was a 9/10 in strength.

Despite the strong psychoactive effect, I didn't feel the usual indica-like relaxation. It was more of a sativa craving. There was no stoned effect or desire to close my eyes. It was just very strong.

1:30 - 1:50
The cravings were still strong, but now at a level of 8/10.

The cool streams of the shower invigorated me in a new way.

After the shower, I lounged in a chair with a bowl of currants. The large, ripe berries burst juicily in my mouth, and the sweet currant juice pleasantly refreshed my parched throat.

I ate the currants in silence and stared at the wall. I was extremely tired from the trip, but the magic wasn't over yet – the high was still so strong.

1:50 - 2:30
The cravings were at a level of 8/10, but were gradually fading.

A constructive idea occurred to me – I took a bottle of beer from the fridge.
I sat in the kitchen, sipping a cool, prickly liquid. I didn't really feel like moving.
The alcohol had reached my brain and given me a little extra energy. I was slowly starting to relax. But it was the kind of craving that never completely subsides—it would still rake through your exhausted body with fading intensity.

I was left alone with the fatigue of the trip. So I sat there, a bottle of beer in hand, watching the second hand on the wall clock fussily count down the moments. These are the particles that make up our lives and the universe in which we flounder like little bugs.

These strange thoughts made me feel nauseous, so I went out onto the balcony and smoked some more weed...

I'd like to put a final mark on this story.

CONCLUSION
All my conclusions are based on my high tolerance and subjective impressions.

This product has a high THC level and a strong psychoactive effect. I'm not a chromographer, so I can't give you the exact numbers.

Choose your dosage carefully—you might be quite surprised.

I found this product to be more of a sativa. The high lasts throughout the entire trip. In small doses, it's perfectly suitable for daytime smoking, and even recommended!)
While it's mind-blowing, there's no hint of paranoia or stress—in fact, it's a cozy, relaxing state.

There's a mild euphoria, 7/10.

The high is maximum—10/10 (I've never given it that high before).

The dryness is decent—8/10.

The red and well-developed ingredients—9/10. 🍃🥴
toker_tom

toker_tom Jul 24, 2026 09:09

Trip report about Cocaine from Comandante Cannabis Co. Coimbra

4:00 PM
Running to my friend's with a bag, I delight him with the news of a new product in his diet.
I pour the stones onto a dark surface and admire them.
After sifting out the dust and small pieces, I weigh 100 milligrams on a scale, crush it into dust with a card, and divide it in half. One for me and one for my friend.
First, I sip on a bill, then I offer one to my friend.
My nose, you see, is itchy and numb.
The whitewash has sealed my sinuses, and we're seizing the moment in anticipation.

4:15 PM
A slight stimulation had set in.
The music is pleasantly inviting, and I want to move. Friend lies down and complains about his nose being scratchy and the bitter taste.
The taste is truly bitter and like a pill. I can't hold it down for long; I have to swallow.


16:25

I noticed my feet had gotten cold, but my palms were sweating.
My friend was eager to talk, and he was telling me about his old drug-addicted past.
I, on the other hand, didn't want to talk; I wanted to remain silent, move, and nod my head. I was scurrying around the room, fiddling with the computer, then fiddling with the screws in my chair.
I was impressed by the incredible focus and clarity of my vision. The focus was top-notch.

16:45

I opened a can of beer to wash down the bitterness of the drug. It was delicious and refreshing. It really took the edge off the dry mouth. We went out onto the balcony and lit cigarettes. I didn't really want to smoke, like when I was on MDMA or amphetamine, when you greedily dragged every puff.

4:55 PM

We went into the room and finished our beer.
My eyes were still dilated, and the effects of the drug were gradually wearing off.
I looked at the remains of the feast, but the dryness in my nose and the bitterness in my throat made me postpone the catch-up until later.

4:30 PM

After finishing my beer, I said goodbye to my friend and headed home. Once home, I smoked two small joints of bud, took a shower, and fell asleep gently in my bed.

Conclusion:

The cocaine I tried was working.
It did its job; a small line of 50 mg stimulated my movements and alertness. My consciousness remained intact, and that's the main thing. No amphetamine was detected in the cocaine.

Ratings:
Substance 9/10
Stealth 9/10
Weight 10/10
Euphoria/Stim 20/80 ⚡😮‍💨
xX_Kush_Xx

xX_Kush_Xx Jul 26, 2026 22:22

bot prices look even better than Bob's, so sticking to the bot for now, already grabbed 2 orders in Coimbra center 😎🤙
GanjaGuru

GanjaGuru Jul 28, 2026 11:35

confirm bot legit pressed start, selected product, paid, got drop, picked up, flying now 😎💪

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