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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
powder007 Jul 15, 2026 19:31
GreenLeafDave Jul 17, 2026 08:44
Hashim_H Jul 19, 2026 21:57
SativaSteve Jul 21, 2026 10:10
As soon as I knew it, the aroma filled the entire room and I was already drooping with excitement. At first I smelled a fairly strong smell, something similar to diesel, and then I smelled light notes of malt or some spice. I broke this garnish, it disintegrates easily, everything worked out for you and I decided - it’s time to test.
19:00
I pressed it through the water, the pressure was approximately 0.4. The smoke filled the dance thoroughly, the aromas emerged even stronger and enveloped the room in a vibe of similar shack. Having lowered my heart, I realized that this very Dim would fill all my legends. The taste comes from similar sweet and hot spices. I cleared my throat noisily, the world immediately filled with more stuffed farbs, and I realized that I was unlikely to be able to top off the excess.
19:03
As soon as I realized it, after I cleared my throat, I marveled at one point for three more hours and thought about who I am and what I am crying here.
19:05
I moved to the sofa, although this was not an easy task. I began to feel more and more writhing with warmth and relaxation. Thoughts flew out of my head and flowed into other areas.
19:20
The first 15 hvilins began to crumble awkwardly, but after that they were able to get up, as you can see, you are not walking anywhere, but are smoothly moving in the open space. And you move primarily for relish, because don’t be surprised by those that years before I ate again, the closer my appetite became to a plateau. At that very hour the chocolate and ice cream were taken out of the refrigerator and the kettle was put on. At this moment, I suddenly moved the teapot back to the sofa.
19:30
Yakby is not a teapot - the feeling of relaxation and thoughts would have left me feeling restless. Having eaten, I realized that the plateau had passed and the offal effect was beginning to subside. I want the effect of a “steamy” body and a clear head without knowing anywhere.
20:00
Until that hour, I decided to paint a little and enjoy some warm tea. Just wanted to point out that the bump helps to collect images in the head, and the body automatically transfers everything to the paper. Over the course of an hour, the effect had changed quite a lot, but the warmth in the middle, the relaxation (not lethargy) of the body was lost at once, along with a very clean head.
I would like to thank the shop for such opportunity, Raja and you, while there is still treasure 💚
NugLifeForever Jul 24, 2026 23:23
8:37 PM - 12:00 AM
The mood is calm.
Slight anticipation, a little excitement.
The body is normal, attention is normal.
8:47 PM - +0:10 AM
First physical signs:
a slight warmth in the chest
shoulders relax slightly
eyelids feel heavier
Thoughts race a little faster.
A quiet "background" of relaxation appears.
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8:57 PM - +0:20 AM
The effect intensifies.
A slight euphoria sets in, smiling for no apparent reason.
Time slows down slightly, sounds become more "voluminous."
Body:
slight cottoniness
dry mouth
craving water
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21:07 — +0:30 (peak begins)
An "overwhelming wave" of warmth and relaxation appears.
Everything seems funnier.
The sense of time stretches greatly.
Thoughts become deeper, and you may become fixated on small details.
Some may experience during this period:
mild anxiety
a feeling of "I feel everything too much"
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21:17 — +0:40
The peak holds.
Focus fluctuates: from laughter to philosophy.
The body is extremely relaxed, movements are slow.
Music is felt strongly, visuals are a little softer.
21:27 — +0:50
Stable plateau.
Whether you want to talk or, conversely, remain silent—either is normal.
Time almost stands still.
A feeling of warmth in your hands and face.
9:37 PM — +1:00 AM
The peak gradually fades into a calmer level.
Less "euphoria," more gentleness.
Thoughts slow down, but remain pleasant.
9:57 PM — +1:20 AM
The decline begins.
Drowsiness sets in.
The body is relaxed, almost like a couch potato.
The head becomes clearer, and worries disappear.
10:17 PM — +1:40 AM
The effect is weaker.
The mood is even, a little tired.
The desire to eat appears.
10:37 PM — +2:00 AM (active phase ends)
Almost sober, only residual relaxation.
Dry mouth.
Thoughts are calm, no sudden changes.
11:00 PM - 2:23 AM
Post-effects:
mild fatigue
may make you sleepy
feeling like you've been in a different mode 🤙⚡
CokeCowboy Jul 26, 2026 12:36
JohnnyBlaze_OG Jul 28, 2026 01:49