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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect β€” increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

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ChronicExplorer Jul 15, 2026 11:35

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CannabisCritic

CannabisCritic Jul 17, 2026 00:48

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Dr_Greenthumb Jul 19, 2026 13:01

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LoudPackLarry

LoudPackLarry Jul 21, 2026 02:14

Trip report about Big Devil from Che Guevara Smoke Shop Cebu City

4:19
After preparing the joint, I fill it with about 0.2g of incenseβ€”the smell is mind-blowing.
The inhale is a soft, light smoke with delicious floral and berry notes, it hits the spot like a charm.
The exhale is just as soft, with all my taste buds detecting those same sweet floral notes. As my godfather said, "I smoked it!" and I completely agree.
4:20
After taking a hit, the effects came quickly: an instant surge of energy and strength, warmth spreading through my body, a feeling of calm and comfort that was overwhelming, making me want to socialize and do something, the sativa component is top-notch.
We opened a beer and lit a cigarette. It hit me hard after just one.
4:59
Time flew by, as if a couple of minutes had passed, although it felt like everything around us had slowed down. We drank a bottle of beer, knocked back a whiskey, and decided to have another joint and feel the peak.
5:10
That smell again, so sweet. We had another, and I caught myself thinking it was so delicious I wanted to have another joint, but at the same time, I realized it would be too much; people with a lower tolerance would easily get a pale ache from this quality. We took another hit, weighing about 0.2 grams.
The high was 10/10, a very strong high. My friend and I sat down and, blah blah, no one wanted to get up. We opened another bottle of beer because it was incredibly drying.
5:30
After knocking back some dry vodka, I felt a strong grip, it became difficult to move, and a body stone began to take over. I decided to let go, because who was the party for?
6:00
After a hearty meal and a little more whiskey, I collapsed and slept until morning. The next morning, I woke up feeling fresh, had another joint of delicious Indor, and my morning started off great, for which I thank the shop and you, dear ones, for introducing me. πŸ₯΄πŸ€€
MaryJane_fan

MaryJane_fan Jul 24, 2026 15:27

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che Guevara Smoke Shop Cebu City

I broke one candy bar to try it out. The smell was strong, typical of nature, and the color was black like plasticine. Of course, it was hashish.

I smoked that piece. inhaled, held it for about 30 seconds, and exhaled. It went down easily, without coughing. It was like a dream, and after a minute or so, I heard a signal that I was starting to get high. My smile tightened, and my eyes narrowed a little like those of a Chinese. I felt cheerful, no longer suddenly saying "ha-ha-ha" or "hee-hee-hee." Music was playing on the computer, and I was in a fantastic mood, like I was born again.

One small piece keeps me high for about an hour, and food in the fridge started to disappear without me even noticing. And I'm still saving almost a whole gram for later. After an hour, after just one hit, it starts to wear off. The solution is this: I start to feel really dry, like I'm in a desert, and I'm really hungry, like I haven't eaten in a week... I fill up a bit and have a second hit, the same size as the first. The effect is like this: I'm grinning ear to ear again, I just want to lie on the couch and be left alone, I don't give a damn and just enjoy myself... I'm glued to the TV, all the sounds seem strange to me, I feel like I'm tumbleweed, I started watching football... I didn't finish the first half, I went to sleep a little)) I woke up and realized it was time to get ready for the next workday and that I'd stop smoking for today. That's how it is... πŸ‘Œ
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