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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

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TerraceToker

TerraceToker Jul 21, 2026 23:47

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Viva Che Weed Shop Cartagena

9:00 PM

I go out onto the balcony, roll a joint, and off we go. I light up the first one, it hits smoothly. The exhale is sharp and slightly suffocating. The aftertaste is tart and lemony. I sit down on a chair and look out the window. I immediately feel like the world has changed, as has my mood. I feel good, my problems have faded into the background.

9:10 PM

I lit a cigarette, and I was practically drooling. The effect had plateaued. I decided to go into my room before I got too high. I lay down on the bed, turned on YouTube in the background, and stared at my phone. I got pretty high, a solid 9/10.

9:30 PM

I'm lying there, enjoying it, how I've missed this feeling. For the first 30 minutes, I felt a bit groggy, but my head was clear. But after 30 minutes, it was as if I'd been hit with a sledgehammer and laid down. My body was stone-like and motionless. I was constantly floating somewhere, in my subconscious.

9:50 PM

A feeling of happiness set in, my mood was off the charts with positivity. I'm glad I was so high. Time seemed to have stopped or slowed down. I'm lying there watching a movie, raving. My whole body is so relaxed, even the muscles in my face. You know that stoned expression :Stoned Smiley:

10:10 PM

I quickly come to my senses, and the peak of the cravings is subsiding. There are no codes or background noises. Nothing bothers me, I've immediately forgotten all the bad things. I'm enjoying myself, and I'm no longer interested in anything. The cravings are cool, not stressful. I feel calm and relaxed.

10:30 PM

I feel the high starting to wear off, my head is clear. No more numbness or hang-ups. I went into the kitchen, smoked a cigarette, and was once again basking in pleasure. A very decent strain, a shame I'd never tried it before. There's something unusual about the high. I drank some water and went to watch a movie again.

11:00 PM

It lasts so long and seems to be a pretty good high. But it's more like a release, this craving. It's good that I ate before smoking. So I don't feel like eating, just drinking water. I went back into the kitchen, poured myself some water, and wanted to get that high again, like at the beginning of the trip. I filled my joint and went to lower the pressure. I was hit again, even stronger than the first time. 🤤
MaryJane_fan

MaryJane_fan Jul 24, 2026 12:00

Trip report about Cocaine from Viva Che Weed Shop Cartagena

We picked up the package, came home, opened it, and saw that the stuff was pretty good. I'm glad the ingredients themselves were vacuum-packed, so I give them a thumbs up! We started preparing for use and started pouring coconut on the back of the sofa and taking photos.

00:20 - 00:30

We started making lines and taking photos. We arranged everything a bit to make it comfortable. We sat down, grabbed our homemade sniffers, and started sniffing. We sniffed the first two lines. There was a faint nutty smell in our nose, and a hint of some kind of chemical smell. It didn't sting, and it went in really well.
00:30 - 00:40

There was a pleasant coconut smell in our nose, and we started to feel our throats closing up. This surprised us, because all the previous coconuts we'd tried had started to numb our noses. There was some discomfort due to the numbness in our throats, making it difficult to swallow. Otherwise, everything was clear.

00:40 - 00:55

A little. It was a strange feeling because our throats were numb, but we tried to ignore it. And then the steam started creeping up. We wanted to chat, listen to music, sing. The best thing is to do this while high. For me, topics came easily.

00:55 - 01:20

A smooth, measured euphoria sets in, adding comfort and ease to conversation, so that any topic can be found at the snap of a finger. A few of us started to let loose, and we decided to sniff two more lines and then another sniffer. Exhale, inhale, and there are no lines. Then I started to notice my nose and teeth were numb, but I hadn't noticed because I was so engrossed in the conversation with my companion.

01:20 - 02:00

Now we were experiencing the real high of coke. Goosebumps ran down the back of my neck, and my body felt light. I didn't want to be sad, only happy. They wanted to play guitar, and in those 10 minutes, I learned a new riff, and then they put me back down. I felt like moving around a bit. I got up, did a little cleaning around the apartment, and then sat back down to listen to music.

02:00 - 02:30

After listening to some more music, we wanted to sniff the last line. And again, sniff, exhale, inhale, and coconut in your nose. And there you no longer feel anything in your nose, because it’s as if it’s not your nose at all, you touch it, it’s not yours. And again the euphoria began. Pleasant, but not Stim. The Stim subsided more and gave room for pleasant euphoria, to which we simply fell silent for a while, and the effects began to go away. 👌😏
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