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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
UrbanPlug Jul 15, 2026 14:38
SmokeSession67 Jul 17, 2026 03:51
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GreenThumbPete Jul 21, 2026 05:17
00:00 - 00:15
The first rocket is loaded and ready to launch. We light the top of the rocket and pull, pull, pull... a thick, milky smoke emerges. Oils immediately begin to settle on the sides of the rocket, confirming our suspicions about the bud's strong oiliness. But damn! We missed a crucial moment, and the smoke from the rocket began to emerge from below, risking dissolving into the surroundings without ever reaching the reporter's lungs. So, with a quick inhale, we raise the rocket rather than lower it.
And then a powerful, burning blast of smoke hits the lungs! The flavor isn't particularly noticeable, a slight sweetness with a fruity note predominates. But all this is overpowered by the strong tobacco; we've already consumed a lot of it. Oils immediately settle on our teeth. What a twist! Without further ado, we load the second rocket, this time monitoring its ascent more closely. And then a second. Smoke in his lungs, and a solid fog from the first can already lingering in his head. already realizing he'd probably had too much, he launched the third, imagined crowning achievement, but in reality, the fatal... rocket launch.
00:20 - 00:55
Somehow finding his way back from the balcony, the reporter realized... realized he needed one more puff and that was it. Sitting his ass down on the sofa and staring at the wall, the reporter began to feel a powerful throb throughout his body. It was as if his eyes were closing on their own, and no amount of effort could open them. His body went limp and completely unresponsive. A wan smile engulfed his face, and his mouth... it felt like everything had dried out, not just his mouth.
For about forty minutes, the reporter was lost in outer space. While traveling there, he heard his cell phone ring, but he couldn't pick it up.
1:10 - 2:00
And only after an hour, with slow movements, more like waves, did the reporter begin to be thrown out of space back to Earth. The shock of the killer bite faded into the background, leaving only a thick fog in his mind. The dizziness was still there, but not as intense as the first thirty minutes. His body remained motionless. His thoughts were clear.
2:00 - 3:25
Around two o'clock, lounging on the couch and idly browsing the internet, the reporter didn't notice how he fell asleep.
Morning
The morning began early, around seven o'clock, and his condition clearly resembled a marijuana hangover. 💚😏
KiefCollector Jul 24, 2026 18:30
00:00. Without thinking twice, I rolled one joint while the game was loading; the smoke was barely noticeable.
00:04. A feeling of joy and calm began; for some reason, I felt light and joyful, like an old man. I became less aggressive and assessed actions differently. I began to see my mistakes and think through my actions. However, the desire to relax brought me back into the game.
00:15. A game of prostration in which you have to describe your personal experience. I would call this hashish high-quality; the effect is euphoric motivation. You want to do something, communicate. Increased libido. It seems important. But in reality, you know, it's just a piece of paper.) Not forgetting that greed ruined the sucker, I make another joint while it's loading...
00:20. Stupidly and belatedly, playing some Byzantine lord, I entered a similar interface. I really love to relax after a day at work. I'm in a heightened state of interest, it's very comfortable to play. I'm drawn to reconnaissance with warriors. Everything is so interesting, the graphics are awesome.
00:50. However, I turn it off, and after all that, the effects of the hashish begin to build. This is a good drug whose effects last a long time and consist of increased motivation in life. An increase in the happiness hormone, a different attitude to pain, and so I was hooked.
01:30. Already quite upset. An interesting trip immersed in the newer graphics of the old interface brought unforgettable pleasure. This is a really cool product. I'm happy with this test. Then the post-effect kicks in, the lyrics come in, a little nauseating, I want to smoke more...
02:00. Then the effects of the attacks are completely gone, I turn off the game and start recording... 🤙
StickyIky Jul 26, 2026 07:43
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