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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
SmokeSession67 Jul 15, 2026 20:44
UrbanPlug Jul 17, 2026 09:57
friendly_stoner Jul 19, 2026 22:10
GreenThumbPete Jul 21, 2026 11:23
00:00. This weed has a very excellent flavor.
In any case, it's predominantly indica. I've had three hits in the morning after waking up and coffee first thing in the morning, so to speak.
00:07. It started heating up almost immediately, producing a powerful sedative effect that didn't immediately overwhelm me enough to make me lie down and go back to bed.
00:15. Staring out the window, I enjoyed the rays of the morning sun.
00:30. A feeling of balance, lightness, and desire set in. I drank sweet coffee with bread spread with peanut butter.
00:45. The indica strand accompanied me while making my morning coffee, and of course, the sativa presence was noticeable, motivating me and giving me a sense of purpose for the new day.
01:00. The fog began to clear, and the drowsiness I'd dispelled with coffee and a snack forced me to wake up and act. Naturally, the metal I'd consumed earlier hadn't had much of a sedative effect, just the intention and awareness of ease of movement. Such calm, balance, everything at home, easy and relaxed. It's a shame I can't always be in this state; it would unnerve me and make me sad.
01:50. Mild after-effects of drowsiness and dry mouth, which gradually faded, and a desire for more.
The subsequent times were just as pleasant, so I'm glad this test was taken and that they chose me. Overall, this weed gave me a feeling of security for a long time. Then I simply drank some sleeping pills and went to bed. All the best! 💨
StickyIky Jul 24, 2026 00:36
4:00 PM
Running to my friend's with a bag, I delight him with the news of a new product in his diet.
I pour the stones onto a dark surface and admire them.
After sifting out the dust and small pieces, I weigh 100 milligrams on a scale, crush it into dust with a card, and divide it in half. One for me and one for my friend.
First, I sip on a bill, then I offer one to my friend.
My nose, you see, is itchy and numb.
The whitewash has sealed my sinuses, and we're seizing the moment in anticipation.
4:15 PM
A slight stimulation had set in.
The music is pleasantly inviting, and I want to move. Friend lies down and complains about his nose being scratchy and the bitter taste.
The taste is truly bitter and like a pill. I can't hold it down for long; I have to swallow.
16:25
I noticed my feet had gotten cold, but my palms were sweating.
My friend was eager to talk, and he was telling me about his old drug-addicted past.
I, on the other hand, didn't want to talk; I wanted to remain silent, move, and nod my head. I was scurrying around the room, fiddling with the computer, then fiddling with the screws in my chair.
I was impressed by the incredible focus and clarity of my vision. The focus was top-notch.
16:45
I opened a can of beer to wash down the bitterness of the drug. It was delicious and refreshing. It really took the edge off the dry mouth. We went out onto the balcony and lit cigarettes. I didn't really want to smoke, like when I was on MDMA or amphetamine, when you greedily dragged every puff.
4:55 PM
We went into the room and finished our beer.
My eyes were still dilated, and the effects of the drug were gradually wearing off.
I looked at the remains of the feast, but the dryness in my nose and the bitterness in my throat made me postpone the catch-up until later.
4:30 PM
After finishing my beer, I said goodbye to my friend and headed home. Once home, I smoked two small joints of bud, took a shower, and fell asleep gently in my bed.
Conclusion:
The cocaine I tried was working.
It did its job; a small line of 50 mg stimulated my movements and alertness. My consciousness remained intact, and that's the main thing. No amphetamine was detected in the cocaine.
Ratings:
Substance 9/10
Stealth 9/10
Weight 10/10
Euphoria/Stim 20/80 ⚡😮💨
KiefCollector Jul 26, 2026 13:49
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