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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
friendly_stoner Jul 15, 2026 23:59
UrbanPlug Jul 17, 2026 12:12
SmokeSession67 Jul 19, 2026 01:25
KiefCollector Jul 21, 2026 14:38
00:00. This weed has a very excellent flavor.
In any case, it's predominantly indica. I've had three hits in the morning after waking up and coffee first thing in the morning, so to speak.
00:07. It started heating up almost immediately, producing a powerful sedative effect that didn't immediately overwhelm me enough to make me lie down and go back to bed.
00:15. Staring out the window, I enjoyed the rays of the morning sun.
00:30. A feeling of balance, lightness, and desire set in. I drank sweet coffee with bread spread with peanut butter.
00:45. The indica strand accompanied me while making my morning coffee, and of course, the sativa presence was noticeable, motivating me and giving me a sense of purpose for the new day.
01:00. The fog began to clear, and the drowsiness I'd dispelled with coffee and a snack forced me to wake up and act. Naturally, the metal I'd consumed earlier hadn't had much of a sedative effect, just the intention and awareness of ease of movement. Such calm, balance, everything at home, easy and relaxed. It's a shame I can't always be in this state; it would unnerve me and make me sad.
01:50. Mild after-effects of drowsiness and dry mouth, which gradually faded, and a desire for more.
The subsequent times were just as pleasant, so I'm glad this test was taken and that they chose me. Overall, this weed gave me a feeling of security for a long time. Then I simply drank some sleeping pills and went to bed. All the best! 💨
StickyIky Jul 24, 2026 03:51
00:00
The smoke was thick, with a distinctive sweet, earthy flavor.
00:05
The effect began, and I felt a lift in my body and a pleasant lightness in my head. Just what I needed at the end of a hard work week.
00:10
The effect intensifies, a warm wave spreads from my chest to my extremities.
The effect is even somewhat reminiscent of E-caffeine, which, in my opinion, is generally characteristic of good hashish.
00:20
Peak: an uncontrollable smile, a feeling of complete comfort.
00:30
Complete relaxation of the body, completely relaxed muscles.
00:45
It became very noticeable, the cognitive effects of thought flow smoothly, without jumps.
01:00
Beginning of the plateau: a stable pleasant state and here I can already say without a doubt that the weekend started off quite pleasantly.
01:30
I began to feel the first signs of decline: the warmth becomes less intense
and I wanted a snack.
02:00
A slight euphoria persists, but I can now do simple things, which is what I did by pouring some seagulls and making a couple of simple sandwiches.
03:00
Return to the base state, a pleasant relaxation remained,
and no heaviness in the head, I felt the post-effect for about a couple more hours, and then fell asleep. 🤤⚡
GreenThumbPete Jul 26, 2026 16:04
Hashim_H Jul 28, 2026 05:17