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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
SnowWhite_plug Jul 15, 2026 05:17
MarleyDisciple Jul 17, 2026 18:30
BongRipper Jul 19, 2026 07:43
HashBaron Jul 21, 2026 20:56
00:00 – 00:30
What could be better than getting ready to smoke, especially with a toxic head? Well, I thought, nothing. After crushing a piece of bud, I filled the small joint, and got to work.
It burns well, doesn't choke at all when inhaling and exhaling, and the taste, just as good as the aroma, literally enveloped my mouth. The first effects appeared almost immediately, while I was smoking the second joint.
It hits very strongly and brightly, instantly bringing a smile and a good mood, and a pleasant warmth spreads through my body (my friend and I smoked together, and he also noticed this strange effect,
like a slight heat, maybe my blood pressure rose). It's a hybrid strain, and you can feel it immediately. Although your body feels heavy and relaxed, your thoughts and head remain fresh. In fact, you feel a desire to talk, and various ideas and new thoughts arise.
00:30 – 02:00
The effects are at their peak, and I can confidently say that I haven't tried such high-quality buds in a long time. My body melted into relaxation, and my thoughts drifted off into the distance. I also want to note that
even though the effects are strong, they're smooth and pleasant, meaning the bud allows you to completely relax and immerse yourself in an atmosphere of happiness. There's also a fairly strong dry mouth, so be sure to
keep a bottle of water or your favorite beverage with you. After a while, I wanted to go outside, take a walk, and get some fresh air. Even though my eyes were red, it didn't bother me at all, so I went for a walk.
02:00–03:00
After walking for a while, I noticed that the effects were gradually beginning to subside, releasing my body from their embrace. I also felt hungry and a little distracted. I immediately went to the store and picked up some tasty treats to enjoy with my tea. After a delicious cup of tea, I was already starting to yawn, so without thinking twice, I went to bed and fell asleep almost immediately.
Aftereffects
Mild: drowsiness, intense hunger. 💯
WakeNBake Jul 24, 2026 09:09
00:00
Before leaving, I made a 90mg tablet, poured it onto a hard surface, pressed it down with a card, and then started fluffing it with my finger. It really does crunch like snow. I cleared my nose and inhaled. It went in without a problem at all. I quickly put on my shoes and headed out.
00:06
On the way, I could already feel my palate going numb, and breathing through my mouth felt fresh.
00:20
I stopped at the store to buy something to drink and a snack. I have an appetite, as I haven't had time to eat anything since morning. My throat, mouth, and nose are completely numb. Swallowing is a bit uncomfortable, but you get used to it. I feel a sense of clarity in my head, which I don't get from other stimulants.
00:28
I finally got to work. I'm not used to talking, so I'm trying to keep quiet for now, because it sounds strange to me.
00:42
I drank some water, and some of the rest of it trickled down my throat, and then the numbness returned, and my heart started racing. I didn't feel any euphoria, just a strong sense of energy and a desire to work, which is what I'm going to do now.
01:36
I went to the bathroom to catch up a bit. I estimate I took about 60-70 mg, less than I did this morning. I inhaled again, and this time there was a slight sting in my nose. I sat down to think, to wait. Almost immediately, my heart rate increased, and my jaw tightened slightly. After three minutes, swallowing became more difficult. My head became clearer, and I felt lighter. My upper gums went numb.
From my previous coke experience, I understand that there's a noticeable difference.
02:03
My whole body felt like cotton wool.
I put on my headphones and went to the window for some fresh air. My anxiety was starting to subside, so I sat down to work.
I started doing everything very quickly, but efficiently. I wish I could get home already.
03:56
I finished work, the process was going very well, and now I can go home satisfied.
CONCLUSION
This stuff affected me more than my previous two experiences. All your emotions will become stronger. I slept well, but so much so that I overslept again. I didn't really notice any difference after 2 days, but after the first coconut I was more shaken up. 💯
snowboy_real Jul 26, 2026 22:22
toker_tom Jul 28, 2026 11:35