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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
Terp_Chaser Jul 15, 2026 18:06
SativaSteve Jul 17, 2026 07:19
420everydayy Jul 19, 2026 20:32
GreenLeafDave Jul 21, 2026 09:45
00:00
The bud was perfect. I unpack it. Inhale... The flavor is truly amazing, no bitterness, etc. I hold the smoke in – and suddenly my head starts spinning, slowly floating down the wall. I immediately realized how delicious this stuff is!
00:15
Life took on new colors, I immediately wanted to live! The "trunks" started, and even the indica couldn't suppress the craving, as I literally came back to life. Dancing, dancing, and getting to know the stuff in detail, namely, the cupcake. I immediately wanted to eat it. Warmth spread through my body, making me sweat. Consciousness gradually fades, and I sit down in a chair. My body feels like dough, like cotton wool. It's hard to get up, and I start thinking about life – how wonderful it is!
00:40
The music invigorates me, I'm exhausted from the attack, sitting in my chair, thinking about this and that, what and how to do in this life. I wanted to talk to someone. I figured I'd call my friend, let him be jealous—he's my bro, as always, on call. One thing led to another, 10 minutes passed, and he bragged about his bump. I can see he's happy for me ("very").
01:30
The weed is wearing off a bit, I feel better, and my appetite has returned. I drank an energy drink—it really perked me up. I was thinking about eating, but I didn't feel like getting out of bed, and TikTok just won't watch itself. So, it was just swiping and staring at videos.
02:30 +
Well, I'm pretty tired, I can feel it. I wanted to smoke some more, but I held back because I was really sleepy. I went to brush my teeth, freshened up, and went to bed. Incidentally, I slept for almost 10 hours, which is unusual for me. The morning was a bit difficult: my head was foggy, my consciousness clouded. 😮💨👌
WeedMaps_fan Jul 24, 2026 22:58
00:00 The first effects begin 4-5 minutes after the first puff. I smoked 30 mg of hashish through a water bottle. At first, I thought I'd smoked too little, but I decided to wait and realized it was a good thing I hadn't smoked any more. It's better to smoke a little, and if you don't get high, smoke some more than you would overdo it and ruin the experience. The smoke is medium-thick, not too irritating to the throat. The first thing I noticed was a change in my perception of reality: the world changed before my eyes, the picture became more jittery, as if the fps were 30 instead of 60. My concentration also improved slightly, but at the same time, there was no strong flow of thoughts or creative ideas. I'm writing this trip report now; it helps me focus. A pleasant blanket of weed covered my body, the teal slightly spread across my body, and a pleasant feeling appeared in my eyelids and face. The effect gradually builds. After 10 minutes, I was already at the peak of the effect.
1:30 AM. 30 minutes have passed. I feel stoned, but more like a high. I can calmly go about my business. I don't get pinned to the couch like an indica. I'm also feeling hungry. It's good that I prepared some food ahead of time and then washed it down with something sweet. My concentration is still pretty good, although I already feel more relaxed and chilled. I started watching a movie and felt like I was hooked. After an hour and a half, the effects were manageable and calm, more like after-effects. They lasted for about 1:30, for a total of 3 hours, including after-effects.
Results:
The hash is good. I personally love this variety of hash. The weight is good, the smell is pleasant, and the effect is also satisfying. It feels like pure, attractive hash, without additives or chemicals. ✌️🍫
RastaVibes Jul 26, 2026 11:11
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