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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
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Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
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| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
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Comments (7)
GravBong_expert Jul 15, 2026 08:56
EndoHead Jul 17, 2026 21:09
SativaSteve Jul 19, 2026 10:22
ReeeferMan Jul 21, 2026 23:35
I couldn't take it apart; I had to break off pieces, as if they were glued together. There's a shimmer to it, which is due to the crystals at the tips of the bud's hairs. They're light-colored and shiny, so they're clearly visible. The entire bud looks like it's covered in sand. I call these buds "sugar buds." I've never seen weak ones like them; they probably don't exist. It's well-trimmed, with nothing extra, no leaves or protruding sticks, like a beautiful bush trimmed by a gardener.
But as far as sugar buds go, I'm averaging them, if it's even appropriate to compare them in beauty, but they're not meant to be kept on a shelf, so let's get to the point... I took apart all 5 grams, and not a single seed, with minimal sticks.
I weighed out 1 gram, divided it into 6 parts, and smoked one-sixth. The buds smell of something forest, wood, earth. The smoke tastes like earth, something rotten, damp wood, cannabis. It's hard to smoke; no matter how much you inhale, you'll cough if you don't exhale right away. Somehow, half of what I usually use from this bud is enough to take 4 puffs. I noticed they're somewhat economical. The effect started almost immediately; I didn't even have time to finish the cigarette before I got a decent buzz. The effect isn't meaty, but you'll be glad to lean against something. A good buzz, but not enough to fall asleep, would be perfect for watching a movie or another long, monotonous activity that requires attention. After an hour and a half, I went for another smoke, because I was there, not because it was starting to wear off. It got a little buzzy. Again, so the difference would be noticeable, and then I'm in a stable high, trying to maintain it, so I got high quickly, hit the spot, and immediately started snorting like Snoop Dogg, maybe even more often. But I noticed that I've gotten really stupid since the day before yesterday. Overall, these are good buds, I liked them, try them, see for yourself, because even if you listen to a story about delicious icecream, you still won't understand the taste without trying it yourself. 👌
puffpuff420 Jul 24, 2026 12:48
00:00
The product tasted excellent, smelled like incense, and felt like I'd been consuming essential oils! My lungs began to feel so tight I even started coughing! The music didn't last long, and the world began to change for the better!
00:10
With a smile on my face, I began to feel dull and confused! My eyes turned red, the pressure in my temples rose, and out of habit, I started playing my phone game!
00:40
After 40 minutes of lounging on the bed, the effects evened out and the haze dissipated, leaving a pleasant tingling sensation in my calves! I had a huge appetite!
01:00
I smoked some more, broke off a larger piece, and the taste from the large amount of smoke turned into pure distillate! My lungs instantly felt heavy! I haven't smoked good hashish in a while. The high is predominantly sativa-like. I smoked a lot at night, and only went to bed after turning off my phone! 🤙
GreenLeafDave Jul 26, 2026 01:01
Terp_Chaser Jul 28, 2026 14:14