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Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Che's Underground Market Bruges

00:00 - 00:15
The first rocket is loaded and ready to launch. We light the top of the rocket and pull, pull, pull... a thick, milky smoke emerges. Oils immediately begin to settle on the sides of the rocket, confirming our suspicions about the bud's strong oiliness. But damn! We missed a crucial moment, and the smoke from the rocket began to emerge from below, risking dissolving into the surroundings without ever reaching the reporter's lungs. So, with a quick inhale, we raise the rocket rather than lower it.

And then a powerful, burning blast of smoke hits the lungs! The flavor isn't particularly noticeable, a slight sweetness with a fruity note predominates. But all this is overpowered by the strong tobacco; we've already consumed a lot of it. Oils immediately settle on our teeth. What a twist! Without further ado, we load the second rocket, this time monitoring its ascent more closely. And then a second. Smoke in his lungs, and a solid fog from the first can already lingering in his head. already realizing he'd probably had too much, he launched the third, imagined crowning achievement, but in reality, the fatal... rocket launch.

00:20 - 00:55
Somehow finding his way back from the balcony, the reporter realized... realized he needed one more puff and that was it. Sitting his ass down on the sofa and staring at the wall, the reporter began to feel a powerful throb throughout his body. It was as if his eyes were closing on their own, and no amount of effort could open them. His body went limp and completely unresponsive. A wan smile engulfed his face, and his mouth... it felt like everything had dried out, not just his mouth.

For about forty minutes, the reporter was lost in outer space. While traveling there, he heard his cell phone ring, but he couldn't pick it up.

1:10 - 2:00
And only after an hour, with slow movements, more like waves, did the reporter begin to be thrown out of space back to Earth. The shock of the killer bite faded into the background, leaving only a thick fog in his mind. The dizziness was still there, but not as intense as the first thirty minutes. His body remained motionless. His thoughts were clear.

2:00 - 3:25

Around two o'clock, lounging on the couch and idly browsing the internet, the reporter didn't notice how he fell asleep.

Morning
The morning began early, around seven o'clock, and his condition clearly resembled a marijuana hangover. 💚😏

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che's Underground Market Bruges


When I got home, I unwrapped the duct tape and two ziplock bags, and the aroma of hashish was coming through.

The weight was exactly as stated.

So, to be fair, I took two medium-sized hits. They light well on a cigarette, the hashish doesn't melt or soak into the cigarette. It burns well and quickly. It's easy to smoke without coughing.

I got a middling high, felt cheerful, and wanted to chat and laugh. I was glued to the TV, drinking a beer. About 30 minutes later, I decided to have another smoke, took three medium ones, and the effect became more noticeable. It didn't crush me into the couch, but rather made me want to do something. I tidied up the kitchen a bit, then took three more, these were big ones, took a smoke, and went to bed ready to sleep until morning. After that, I didn't even notice I was asleep.
The next day, after working my shift, I drank a little strong, ate, and took three big ones. I was pretty high, but I felt like doing something again, so I sat down at the computer and started playing music. After sitting there for an hour, I went for another drink and took three more big ones, which made me feel even better. I sat down and continued playing music... I was glued to the program all evening. Finally, pleased with myself for keeping busy all evening without any hiccups, I took three more and lay down... Fell asleep again. I still have some smokes today, but it's time to write a trip...

Overall, I'm happy with everything. I give it a solid A+ for everything... I'll give the hashish a B+, because I prefer stronger stuff. It's okay to smoke if you have a high tolerance, but you need to do something else at the same time, because you can get things done without any problems while on it.

It's fine for those with a high tolerance, but not for those who smoke occasionally and not everywhere, as it can leave them feeling broken for a long time. 💯🥴

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