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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | €75 |
| 5g | €100 |
| 10g | €150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | €60 |
| 5g | €130 |
| 10g | €200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | €70 |
| 1g | €120 |
| 2g | €200 |
| 5g | €400 |
| 10g | €700 |
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Comments (7)
snowboy_real Jul 15, 2026 11:47
WakeNBake Jul 17, 2026 00:00
HashBaron Jul 19, 2026 13:13
BongRipper Jul 21, 2026 02:26
11:30 PM - 12:00 AM
I take a couple of pieces of bud, put them in a joint, and start smoking them. As usual, I take 5-6 good drags and drift off into space.
After the fifth drag, I began to feel my consciousness and perception of this world shift. I suddenly felt so happy and cool like never before in my life. This strain is beyond words! From the very first minutes, it carried me away to clouds of euphoria, joy, and happiness. Despite the late evening, I started rushing around the apartment, smiling and thinking about everything at once. Since I was so fired up and the drowsiness had instantly disappeared, I decided to play Half-Life 2. They recently released a new version for the game's 20th anniversary, but I still haven't finished the first part, and then there are two more episodes.
While I was getting ready to do that, I hit a plateau.
24:00-00:30
I sat down to play in a great mood, but I couldn't concentrate on the game, even though it was still very interesting. I spent half an hour shooting nonstop, constantly dying along the way. No negative thoughts bothered me at that moment, my body was completely relaxed, and a warmth exploded through every muscle. I felt complete calm and at the same time such a joyful feeling that words cannot describe it. )))
After playing for about half an hour, I finally tore myself away from the keyboard and screen and went to make myself some coffee. I finally needed to rest a bit and clear my head. After such adventures.
00:30-01:30
The second hour of my flight was, of course, calmer than the first, and my energy was already waning. Of course, I was still tired from the whole day, and it was already late, but that didn't bother me. I was unlikely to sleep tonight; the rest of the party awaited me. I spent the entire second hour completely writing the trip, and so I can say one thing: it's perfect for creativity and relaxation, it lifts my spirits and gives me a zest for life!!!
By the end of the second hour, I started to feel better, and I decided it was time to go get something. Of course, I was terribly hungry, but I fought it as best I could. It was already nighttime, so that's the whole story, in a nutshell. I personally loved this strain, the buds are wonderful, words fail me, just pure emotion. Thank you to the store for such a wonderful sample, what else can I say)))
Conclusions:
Che's Underground Market Bratislava really pleased me with their high-quality product, especially at such a reasonable price. Overall, I think everyone should definitely try these buds! And I'm off to conduct more tests))) Bye everyone!
Overall rating: 10/10
Service and quality: 10/10
Thank you so much again! Good luck! Peace! 🌿
MarleyDisciple Jul 24, 2026 15:39
00:00
The smoke was thick, with a distinctive sweet, earthy flavor.
00:05
The effect began, and I felt a lift in my body and a pleasant lightness in my head. Just what I needed at the end of a hard work week.
00:10
The effect intensifies, a warm wave spreads from my chest to my extremities.
The effect is even somewhat reminiscent of E-caffeine, which, in my opinion, is generally characteristic of good hashish.
00:20
Peak: an uncontrollable smile, a feeling of complete comfort.
00:30
Complete relaxation of the body, completely relaxed muscles.
00:45
It became very noticeable, the cognitive effects of thought flow smoothly, without jumps.
01:00
Beginning of the plateau: a stable pleasant state and here I can already say without a doubt that the weekend started off quite pleasantly.
01:30
I began to feel the first signs of decline: the warmth becomes less intense
and I wanted a snack.
02:00
A slight euphoria persists, but I can now do simple things, which is what I did by pouring some seagulls and making a couple of simple sandwiches.
03:00
Return to the base state, a pleasant relaxation remained,
and no heaviness in the head, I felt the post-effect for about a couple more hours, and then fell asleep. 🤤⚡
SnowWhite_plug Jul 26, 2026 04:52
SpliffArchitect Jul 28, 2026 17:05