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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect โ€” increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

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ChronicExplorer

ChronicExplorer Jul 21, 2026 23:59

Trip report about Big Devil from Che Guevara Smoke Shop Bishkek

9:00 PM

I go out onto the balcony, roll a joint, and off we go. I light up the first one, it hits smoothly. The exhale is sharp and slightly suffocating. The aftertaste is tart and lemony. I sit down on a chair and look out the window. I immediately feel like the world has changed, as has my mood. I feel good, my problems have faded into the background.

9:10 PM

I lit a cigarette, and I was practically drooling. The effect had plateaued. I decided to go into my room before I got too high. I lay down on the bed, turned on YouTube in the background, and stared at my phone. I got pretty high, a solid 9/10.

9:30 PM

I'm lying there, enjoying it, how I've missed this feeling. For the first 30 minutes, I felt a bit groggy, but my head was clear. But after 30 minutes, it was as if I'd been hit with a sledgehammer and laid down. My body was stone-like and motionless. I was constantly floating somewhere, in my subconscious.

9:50 PM

A feeling of happiness set in, my mood was off the charts with positivity. I'm glad I was so high. Time seemed to have stopped or slowed down. I'm lying there watching a movie, raving. My whole body is so relaxed, even the muscles in my face. You know that stoned expression :Stoned Smiley:

10:10 PM

I quickly come to my senses, and the peak of the cravings is subsiding. There are no codes or background noises. Nothing bothers me, I've immediately forgotten all the bad things. I'm enjoying myself, and I'm no longer interested in anything. The cravings are cool, not stressful. I feel calm and relaxed.

10:30 PM

I feel the high starting to wear off, my head is clear. No more numbness or hang-ups. I went into the kitchen, smoked a cigarette, and was once again basking in pleasure. A very decent strain, a shame I'd never tried it before. There's something unusual about the high. I drank some water and went to watch a movie again.

11:00 PM

It lasts so long and seems to be a pretty good high. But it's more like a release, this craving. It's good that I ate before smoking. So I don't feel like eating, just drinking water. I went back into the kitchen, poured myself some water, and wanted to get that high again, like at the beginning of the trip. I filled my joint and went to lower the pressure. I was hit again, even stronger than the first time. ๐Ÿคค
DankDan

DankDan Jul 24, 2026 12:12

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che Guevara Smoke Shop Bishkek

I'll separate out two nice 0.2g pieces for myself.

I'll smoke it the old-fashioned way โ€“ on a cigarette!

I take an empty liter-long bottle of bait and burn a hole the size of my index finger into the side near the bottom with a jig.

I light the cigarette, take a few good drags, and carefully place a bud of the substance on the heat.

I put the cigarette in the bottle, and immediately a powerful smoke and a pleasant spicy aroma emerge.

I waited until the ember turned completely red and stopped smoldering.

I sharply inhale this thick brew into my lungs.

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The flavor is distinct, earthy, and almost immediately a lingering cough sets in. After clearing my throat, I repeat the process.

5 minutes later

After finishing the second cigarette, I feel like I'm getting high almost immediately.

30 minutes later

Not bad at all, despite my high tolerance, it's a real drag!

My eyes are red as tomatoes.

Waves of euphoria wash through my body, one after another, preventing my eyes from closing completely.

It's drying, but only moderately so far. I try not to drink water for the first hour.

1 hour later

I clearly feel the strong stone effect. I'm scrolling through social media, smiling ear to ear, all the negativity and problems have faded into the background.

I feel like I've completely forgotten myself for that hour. I think many people use drugs for that feeling.

My head is racing with thoughts, memories from my life are suddenly rushing in, and this hash is like a wild trigger!

2 hours later

I can feel the fatigue in my body, and the feeling of hunger is steadily creeping in on all fronts.

I've developed a nagging urge to use more, although I can't say it's completely gone yet.

My head is still pretty foggy, sometimes I'm stuck in a daze, and I have absolutely no desire to move.

But the chores are still there, so I brew some green tea and get going. ๐Ÿ’ฏโœŒ๏ธ
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