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Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from El Che Weed Store Barcelona

0:00 — Substance Introduction

The subject notes a light aroma—sweet berry, with hints of earth and resin. The first few inhalations are soft and do not irritate the mucous membranes. The aftertaste is printer-like, fruity and pine-like.

0:05 — First Effects

A slight pressure appears in the forehead and eyelids. Motor skills remain stable. The mood is slightly elevated, with a tendency toward talkativeness and humor. A satisfied smile periodically appears on the subject's face. Anxiety levels are reduced.

Objective observations: pulse rate is 98 beats per minute, blood pressure is within normal limits.

0:15 — Peak Cognitive Stimulation

The subject demonstrates increased associative thinking and mild hyperfocus. Attention easily switches between topics, and creativity increases.
Subjective description:

"Thoughts flow like syrup, viscous and delicious."
Noted: enhanced musical perception, especially low frequencies. Color contrasts seem warmer, and the world in general is perceived as more positive and cheerful.

0:35 — Onset of the physical phase

Brain stimulation gradually gives way to physical relaxation. A feeling of "heavy body" appears, but without drowsiness. The subject describes the state as
"like lying in thick berry jelly, which has penetrated every cell of the body and seems to have replaced the brain."

Emotional state:
calm, satisfaction, lack of anxiety.

Physiological effects:
mild tingling and warmth in the extremities, dry mouth.

1:10 — Maximum indication phase

A sustained sedative effect is achieved. The subject is prone to contemplation, meditation, and slowing down speech. Auditory and gustatory sensations are heightened.

When asked to perform a simple arithmetic problem, the subject smiles and says,
"Math is too difficult for me right now, and I'm too lazy to calculate anything..."
The subject spends most of the time absorbed in themselves, periodically chewing something with an absent expression.

2:00 — Post-peak stage

Return of cognitive clarity. The mood is consistently positive, the body feels light. Appetite is moderately increased.
The subject demonstrates social openness and a desire for soft philosophical conversations.

2:30 — End of observation

The effects have almost completely worn off. There are no signs of fatigue. Light, natural drowsiness. The mood is even. There are no unpleasant feelings.

3:00 — The subject's condition is stable. The mind is rested, with a slight drowsiness.

Conclusion:

Girl Scout Cookies manifests itself as a balanced hybrid with a pronounced indica dominance. Ideal for evening relaxation, it doesn't cause heavy drowsiness or anxiety. It can be used individually or in a group. Moreover, group use produces a more pronounced effect. Subjective perception: "a soft berry cocoon with elements of meditative clarity." 🤩

Trip report about Cocaine from El Che Weed Store Barcelona

00:00
Having crossed and sniffed two lines. I feel a slight burning feeling in my nose and throat. Come immediately to prick, otherwise the blood will rush to the point of exposure. It’s not more painful, it’s more like a slight discomfort, which is what it’s like (or, really, discomfort?). The feelings are insignificant, but not unacceptable - the body just begins to react...
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00:05
I feel like it’s become much easier to live (otherwise I’ve been living my life all wrong). You can feel your brain turning to maximum strength - more energy, clarity, more free space for thoughts. The brain is moving, thoughts are flying one after another. I want to say, I’m crumbling, I’m trying to be timid, but, as it appears, where am I going? All I need is the PC screen in front of which I am already sitting.
It’s a miracle that you don’t have to go anywhere—everything I want is here, in front of me. Quiet, comfort, plenty of space for thought.
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00:10
The muscles in your hands are straining, your fingers on the keyboard are collapsing faster and louder. Apparently, once I become more reasonable, I am more aware of the situation around me, otherwise my intellect has reached a new level. Physical energy has grown sharply - but I don’t care about losing my time at the PC and working. Although this is not entirely comfortable, I feel confident that I won’t overpower myself. However, it seems like it’s acceptable, otherwise I’ll become more generous with everything I pay.
I noted one paradox that I had not previously noticed with cocaine: respect is focused on one thing, but in this case maintaining concentration becomes increasingly important. Otherwise, I am present here at the same time, and at the same time I am disciplining millions of friends who have become even more violent...
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00:30
I get up to go to the kitchen and drink some water. You can still feel the numbness in your throat, but you know, it’s not always acceptable to tell the reception how lightly the energy has overtaken you and doesn’t allow you to feel tired. I don’t drink water to drink it, but simply to drink it.
Of course, on top of that, I’m stammering in front of the mirror. I’m betting, I’m amazed at myself and I’m looking at the absolutely super-mega-red, the greatest hero of this world. At this moment I am simply the best in everything. How good that I am! I’m more special, isn’t it? Everything looks brighter and clearer in the mirror, and my smile is not just a smile, but something that makes me say “I can overcome it.”
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00:45
I continue to work, and at the same time bring me complete satisfaction - my work becomes cheerfully productive. And all the cocaine earn yours! The music in the background sounds incredibly voluminous, otherwise, having lost it in the thick of it, the sound is clear and bright, like never before.
I am not attracted by any other thoughts or noise - I focus on music as much as on a robot, even if all the information flows were adjusted to my ideal frequency.
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01:30
The decline in the effect appeared completely unnoticed. Let it come very clearly, there is a noticeable difference between before and after, but in this case, nothing has changed. I just take it all in stride, nothing drastic, no sudden change in emotions. And that’s what’s amazing: I almost feel like I’m sober, but now everything has become better, even better. These are not the ones that I feel like euphoria, but simply the state, if you are kind, and you are free from any kind of experience. No anxiety, no shadow of confusion - just clarity and lightness. 🤍⚡

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