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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
MaryJane_fan Jul 15, 2026 14:26
ChronicMike88 Jul 17, 2026 03:39
RastaManFred Jul 19, 2026 16:52
powder007 Jul 21, 2026 05:05
Friday...
Evening...
Let's get started!
Trip Report
Gender: Male
Age: 27/185
Tolerant/Cross-tolerant: beer every other day
Method: joint
8:00 PM — Consumption. A quiet evening at home. Mood is balanced, without fatigue or stress.
8:10 PM — No noticeable changes yet. Waiting for the effect.
8:20 PM — Mild relaxation sets in, tension in the body gradually subsides.
8:35 PM — Thoughts become more free, attention shifts more frequently to surrounding details.
8:50 PM — Mood improves. Music and videos seem more engaging.
9:10 PM — The effect steadily increases. A feeling of time slowing down appears.
9:30 PM — Peak effect. Increased talkativeness, occasional laughter for no apparent reason, a relaxed state.
10:00 PM — The peak continues. Simple thoughts and memories trigger lengthy internal reflections.
10:30 PM — A strong interest in music and familiar things arises, perceived slightly differently than usual.
11:00 PM — A gradual decline in intensity begins. The mood remains positive.
11:30 PM — Appetite increases. Time passes unnoticed while watching videos and chatting.
12:00 AM — The effect is noticeably weaker, but the relaxation remains.
12:40 AM — Residual effects. Thoughts become more focused, perception returns to normal.
1:20 AM — Almost complete end of effects. Slight drowsiness and a desire to go to bed.
2:00 AM — Sleep.
Result: The experience was calm and comfortable. The main effects were relaxation, positive mood, altered perception of time, and increased interest in music and social interaction. No negative effects were noted. Thank you to the seller for your trust. 🍃
Hashim_H Jul 24, 2026 18:18
When I got home, I unwrapped the duct tape and two ziplock bags, and the aroma of hashish was coming through.
The weight was exactly as stated.
So, to be fair, I took two medium-sized hits. They light well on a cigarette, the hashish doesn't melt or soak into the cigarette. It burns well and quickly. It's easy to smoke without coughing.
I got a middling high, felt cheerful, and wanted to chat and laugh. I was glued to the TV, drinking a beer. About 30 minutes later, I decided to have another smoke, took three medium ones, and the effect became more noticeable. It didn't crush me into the couch, but rather made me want to do something. I tidied up the kitchen a bit, then took three more, these were big ones, took a smoke, and went to bed ready to sleep until morning. After that, I didn't even notice I was asleep.
The next day, after working my shift, I drank a little strong, ate, and took three big ones. I was pretty high, but I felt like doing something again, so I sat down at the computer and started playing music. After sitting there for an hour, I went for another drink and took three more big ones, which made me feel even better. I sat down and continued playing music... I was glued to the program all evening. Finally, pleased with myself for keeping busy all evening without any hiccups, I took three more and lay down... Fell asleep again. I still have some smokes today, but it's time to write a trip...
Overall, I'm happy with everything. I give it a solid A+ for everything... I'll give the hashish a B+, because I prefer stronger stuff. It's okay to smoke if you have a high tolerance, but you need to do something else at the same time, because you can get things done without any problems while on it.
It's fine for those with a high tolerance, but not for those who smoke occasionally and not everywhere, as it can leave them feeling broken for a long time. 💯🥴
NugLifeForever Jul 26, 2026 07:31
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