Guerrilla Greens by Che Balzers

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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

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ChronicExplorer

ChronicExplorer Jul 21, 2026 23:59

Trip report about Girl Scout Cookies from Guerrilla Greens by Che Balzers

0:00 — Substance Introduction

The subject notes a light aroma—sweet berry, with hints of earth and resin. The first few inhalations are soft and do not irritate the mucous membranes. The aftertaste is printer-like, fruity and pine-like.

0:05 — First Effects

A slight pressure appears in the forehead and eyelids. Motor skills remain stable. The mood is slightly elevated, with a tendency toward talkativeness and humor. A satisfied smile periodically appears on the subject's face. Anxiety levels are reduced.

Objective observations: pulse rate is 98 beats per minute, blood pressure is within normal limits.

0:15 — Peak Cognitive Stimulation

The subject demonstrates increased associative thinking and mild hyperfocus. Attention easily switches between topics, and creativity increases.
Subjective description:

"Thoughts flow like syrup, viscous and delicious."
Noted: enhanced musical perception, especially low frequencies. Color contrasts seem warmer, and the world in general is perceived as more positive and cheerful.

0:35 — Onset of the physical phase

Brain stimulation gradually gives way to physical relaxation. A feeling of "heavy body" appears, but without drowsiness. The subject describes the state as
"like lying in thick berry jelly, which has penetrated every cell of the body and seems to have replaced the brain."

Emotional state:
calm, satisfaction, lack of anxiety.

Physiological effects:
mild tingling and warmth in the extremities, dry mouth.

1:10 — Maximum indication phase

A sustained sedative effect is achieved. The subject is prone to contemplation, meditation, and slowing down speech. Auditory and gustatory sensations are heightened.

When asked to perform a simple arithmetic problem, the subject smiles and says,
"Math is too difficult for me right now, and I'm too lazy to calculate anything..."
The subject spends most of the time absorbed in themselves, periodically chewing something with an absent expression.

2:00 — Post-peak stage

Return of cognitive clarity. The mood is consistently positive, the body feels light. Appetite is moderately increased.
The subject demonstrates social openness and a desire for soft philosophical conversations.

2:30 — End of observation

The effects have almost completely worn off. There are no signs of fatigue. Light, natural drowsiness. The mood is even. There are no unpleasant feelings.

3:00 — The subject's condition is stable. The mind is rested, with a slight drowsiness.

Conclusion:

Girl Scout Cookies manifests itself as a balanced hybrid with a pronounced indica dominance. Ideal for evening relaxation, it doesn't cause heavy drowsiness or anxiety. It can be used individually or in a group. Moreover, group use produces a more pronounced effect. Subjective perception: "a soft berry cocoon with elements of meditative clarity." 🤩
LoudPackLarry

LoudPackLarry Jul 24, 2026 12:12

Trip report about Gold Hash from Guerrilla Greens by Che Balzers

0-00
I crush the piece into small pieces and dilute it slightly with a chopper to slow the combustion of this happiness.
I light it carefully, from the side, so as not to ignite the entire product at once, which would lead to wastage.
It produces a lot of smoke, burns with difficulty, and is soft and pleasant. I'd say it's pleasantly cool at first, with a slight hint of pine.

0-10
I finished smoking it without any particular nuances. After the first few draws, the space noticeably changed; it became softer and more pleasant, kinder. At the same time, my vision darkened, a slight dullness set in, and the image lost some contrast. My thoughts slowed down, becoming softer.
Time gradually began to slow down, just like my musculoskeletal system.​
0-30
The high hit me rather imperceptibly, and over time, little by little, the drug made itself felt even more strongly.
My surroundings stabilized, a noticeable drowsiness was present, a hint of melancholy lingered, a feeling of warmth and utter absence of worries. My thoughts became smooth and measured, their flow strictly positive, my vision clouded over, and my mind filled with a positive and cheerful mood.
I decided to lie down for a bit.

1-00
Moving my body to the couch dramatically changed my body's mood. I started to get lost in funny videos, but despite the positive vibe and rather bright and sincere laughter, I felt even more sleepy. So I soon decided to change my position and move around to stay awake. I gathered a friend to brighten up the harsh life and lighten the mood, got a little high, and added to my mood. It's very drying and makes me want to eat, and I also want to get high, but I'm putting it off for now.

1-30
Around this time, the galactic rotation pattern gradually began to work against me and soften the effects of this substance.
My head was a little buzzing at the end, but it was a barely noticeable nuance in the overall positive picture of what was happening.
Then, as usual, a pleasant dinner, then another high, and then a pleasant evening.
Overall, I was pleased with the experience. Results:
A pretty good working hashish sample.
Hard as a rock, with a distinct vegetal structure, and almost no odor.
Burns smoothly, produces a lot of smoke, and is easy and delicious to smoke.
It hits pretty quickly, with a pleasant, balanced high. 💯
Dr_Greenthumb

Dr_Greenthumb Jul 26, 2026 01:25

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MidnightToker

MidnightToker Jul 28, 2026 14:38

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